Funny stuff

[ríomhaire]

There are probably 20 threads like this already but I'm not going to resurect any.
What are funny things that happened to you while playing HL2, HL2M or CS:S.

I was in Ravenholm and I was almost dead and cornered by zombies on low ammo. I was about to die and a zombie threw a medkit at me! I managed to fight of the other zombies but I left him live.

In the area just outside Ravenholm (on the train tracks) I was playing through with Frank (Dog's ball). I got realy frustrated because I kept dieing and I used impulse 101 and used the ar2's secondary fire. The power core bounce back and hit Frank, and they slowly flew into the air. When it got quite high the power core exploded and Frank went flying away.
The second thing that happened was when I died. 2 soldiers killed me and I watched with pride as Frank rolled over to the soldiers, into the fire that was next to them, bounce up and exploded, killing both of them. To this day I swear he was aiming for that fire.

 

[knut]

Deflecting the poisen headcrabs with a barrel that the big-zombie behind the fenced off pit area threw at me while I was riding the cargo elevator in that sewer/maintenance area. It was slightly humorous watching them hit with a splat then squeal their way back to the floor.

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'bout it.

 

[Qwert93]

A combine soldier was shooting at me. I had low health. I knew I was about to die.
Suddenly, an antlion came and rescue me! He jumped(flew?) right in front of me and took the bullet. It died. I survived. I killed the combine soldier. Got health pack. The end.

 

[The_Wookie]

I was in HL2 deathmatch and someone managed to get a rocket under me the second I hit peak on jump. I went flying into the air and got stuck in the skybox. Talk about sniper vantage point

 

[short recoil]

When i was driving the buggy in hl2 on the coast roads and i hit a verge and i ended up driving the car on 2 wheels for quite a distance.....james bond style .

 

[bliink]

A rollermine attached to my car and actually saved me from falling off a cliff by blasting me to safety

 

[RaBiD WeAzEL]

Pinning headcrabs to walls with the crossbow.

 

[AntiAnto]

Trying for hours to pill up explosive barrels (and they always blew up) to access a pipe where the only thing I had to do is turn a valve that I didn't see.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

On the ledge underneath the lighthouse on the coast, theres a headcrab on one of the ledges, and it jumped at me without me having time to react, so my pinky just got a press on 'crouch' and it flew over my head all the way down the cliff into the sea where it drowned, probably happened to most people though Made me laugh!

 

[fstick]

[sarcasm]har har har, that is so ****ing funny[/sarcasm]





















This thread makes jesus have projectile diahrrea.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

See thats why i can't get my head round why you was banned once, you seem so nice...

 

[fstick]

See thats why i can't get my head round why you was banned once, you seem so nice...

Great grammar. I grant you the title of 'Captain Grammer'

 

[AntiAnto]

Great gammar. I grant you the title of 'Captain Grammer'

There is no need of being so cool.

 

[fstick]

I bet your e-penis grew just now.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Great gammar. I grant you the title of 'Captain Grammer'

I hope that irony was intentional...now leave you have made a fool of yourself.

 

[fstick]

It was intentional, that's why I pointed out the 'e'.

I bet you really know how to please a woman over msn.

EDIT: Oh, sorry, I see you pointed out my typo. Misspelling a word isn't a gramatical error though, I bet you 'wasn't' aware of that.

 

[clarky003]

Frank,..? everyone knows his ball is called Wilson.

 

[fstick]

WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!1one

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I was pointing out an error in your post, but if you meant it then fine, have your fun with typo's on this forum. Whats your problem with slight grammatical mistakes, this isn't a news article nor an essay of some kind. Yes we like to keep our messages readable with as little spelling mistakes as possible, but theres no need for perfection. Also with many people here with English as a second language, i think it makes it less important. You need to sort your priorities out rather than kicking up a fuss about such small insignificant things such as grammatical mistakes and find a hobby which isn't trying to start kerfuffles on forums. Grow up and give up before someone with authority around here makes you move on...

 

[fstick]

I only go here when I've got nothing to do so I don't need to "move on" to anywhere from HERE and if I'm banned it'll make little difference.

 

[JCampbell]

I was pointing out an error in your post, but if you meant it then fine, have your fun with typo's on this forum. Whats your problem with slight grammatical mistakes, this isn't a news article nor an essay of some kind. Yes we like to keep our messages readable with as little spelling mistakes as possible, but theres no need for perfection. Also with many people here with English as a second language, i think it makes it less important. You need to sort your priorities out rather than kicking up a fuss about such small insignificant things such as grammatical mistakes and find a hobby which isn't trying to start kerfuffles on forums. Grow up and give up before someone with authority around here makes you move on...

He can't. He failed 5th grade english class, and ever since then he has lashed out at anyone with imperfect grammar in order to compensate for his clear lack of social funtionality. Fstick indeed...

Anyways...probably the funniest moment in HL2 for me was when I was about to crawl into the drainage pipe for Nova Prospekt, and a fast zombie howled. I quickly moved out of the way as the zombie lunged at me and fell to his death in the ocean 100's of feet below. I could still see the headcrab trying to swim hopelessly before I entered the pipe.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I only go here when I've got nothing to do so I don't need to "move on" to anywhere from HERE and if I'm banned it'll make little difference.

Your doing a fine job so far...it won't be long
Have you even played Halflife 2 yet, or have any interest in this game?

edit: campbell...yeah i remeber that well made me jump, but he didn't fall off for me sadly. shotgun into the chest sorted it out though.

 

[JCampbell]

Great grammar. I grant you the title of 'Captain Grammer'

You forgot the period at the end of that sentence. What else were you going to say?

 

[fstick]

Of course I like HL2, what are you, stupid? Wait... That was an awkward question to ask you.

 

[AntiAnto]

Don't answer. It's going nowhere...

 

[fstick]

Don't answer. It's going nowhere...

Good job, now stay in school and keep your nose clean. God knows JCampbell didn't, look what he turned out to be.

 

[JCampbell]

Good job, now stay in school and keep your nose clean. God knows JCampbell didn't, look what he turned out to be.

What did I turn out to be? Let's here it. I'm really curious what your PERCEPTION of me would be from a couple of posts on a gaming forum.
edit-That's another run-on sentence fstick! You've got to be more careful.

 

[Adabiviak]

Good heavens - I've only seen two flame wars in this forum, both of which were being fanned by fstick. Online forums are not the place for good english or logical arguments.


At the beginning of Ravenholm, there are a lot of explosives and the legs hanging from the tree. I stacked every explosive I could find around the legs and blew them up. The legs flew around the tree for maybe a full minute.

In the house right before you traverse the underside of the bridge, there's a fireplace with a chimney that spans both floors. I hammered the zombie there and he flew back into the fireplace and down the chimney to the first floor.

 

[Zeus]

back on topic: funny moment - grav gun pushing headcrabs off the bridge bottom

 

[MarcoPollo]

Funny moment....no HILARIOUS MOMENT...I was conered and I baracaded myself with barrels and a whole bunch of combine were shooting at me ...there must have been at least 25, anyways about 4 of them threw nades and the all tried to run in dif directions. To make a long story short, Combine+nades+confined area+ragdollcollide 1= hilarious

PS=in a flame war i would kill EVERYONE!

 

[The_Wookie]

Fstick has obviously been told off by mummy for spilling milk on the sofa again. As he can't rage at his parents, he decides to come on here and attack us.

Newsflash.

No one cares that you threw Teddy out of the cot. Now go suck your thumb like a good little baby.

 

[Qwert93]

Two combines where attacking me. One was standing behind the other, weilding a shotgun. He fired and... well, you know what happened.

 

[joule]

Two combines where attacking me. One was standing behind the other, weilding a shotgun. He fired and... well, you know what happened.

Funnies.

 

[LittleB]

Two combines where attacking me. One was standing behind the other, weilding a shotgun. He fired and... well, you know what happened.

"Gee, sorry Bob, my mind wasn't with it..."

 

[Asuka]

A combine soldier was shooting at me. I had low health. I knew I was about to die.
Suddenly, an antlion came and rescue me! He jumped(flew?) right in front of me and took the bullet. It died. I survived. I killed the combine soldier. Got health pack. The end.

That sounds really cool.

 

[Danimal]

One time I got a long ranged headshot with the pump-action shotgun.

But that's CSS.


Something flukey or funny in HL2... Hmm...

It's always fun to bind your n key to "ent_remove", it can lead to some comedy

"Pick up that can..." "Now.. put it in th-" *removed*

 

[Anoma|ous]

When I played Blue-Shift there were Marines stationed in a railway. After I took out a bunch of them and talked to one of the scientist, I saw one of the soldiers hiding beside a crate, it didn't fire at me it just kept aiming his weapon wherever I go. So I took a screenshot of him and left him there. (Half-Life games with high-definition pack is cooler.)

 

[Jintor]

Ravenholm. fast zombie running full speed at me. Duck. Goes over my head, and hits another zombie running at me. They bouce of each other, both charge at me at the same time, i duck again, they jump into a spinny proppellor thing.

W00t!

 

[beam]

My first time through the game in Anti-citizen one, "Dog" and I are tearing shit up......I go to collect ammo after killing the combine and turn around only to watch dog throw an APC at me. The basterd :x

 

[Qwert93]

My first time through the game in Anti-citizen one, "Dog" and I are tearing shit up......I go to collect ammo after killing the combine and turn around only to watch dog throw an APC at me. The basterd :x

Ouch... that must have hurt.