Funny Stupid Quotes

[15357]

Uh, don't you remember this one?

It was something to this effect:

'Every day, terrorists never stop planning to kill and maim innocent civilians. And neither do we.' - G dubya.

 

[Feath]

Uh, don't you remember this one?

It was something to this effect:

'Every day, terrorists never stop planning to kill and maim innocent civilians. And neither do we.' - G dubya.

I'd like to point out that is a paraphrased quote that sounds a bit worse (but not that much worse) than the original quote.

 

[PickledGecko]

The only one that ever stuck in my head:

"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
[Lady Astor to Winston Churchill]
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
[His reply]

 

[Feath]

Me: Do you want to go to John's New Year's Eve Party?
My Friend: When is it?

 

[el Chi]

John Wayne had a point, damn Indians couldn't share. My friend who is native-american agrees with that too, he thought the Indians were all pussies and deserved to die if they coulnd't defend themselves (he was from one of the tribes that had a positive kill to death ratio against the whites).

Wow. Just wow.

In addition to PickledGecko's Churchill quote:
Some woman whose name I forget: Sir, you're drunk!
Winston: That may be, but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly.


Or words to that effect.

 

[kirovman]

Wow. Just wow.

In addition to PickledGecko's Churchill quote:
Some woman whose name I forget: Sir, you're drunk!
Winston: That may be, but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly.


Or words to that effect.

Got to love old Winny.

 

[el Chi]

You'd never get Tone getting wasted and turning up for office. Which is PRECISELY why we needed Kennedy

 

[Feath]

You'd never get Tone getting wasted and turning up for office. Which is PRECISELY why we needed Kennedy

You know, I heard that it's forbidden to suggest that someone is drunk in The House of Commons. Claire Short was fined for saying "Speaker, do you not think [name] is not in a fit state to continue", referring to someone obviously drunk.

I can't find any sources on this, and I heard it from the radio from the radio a few weeks ago. So I could be totally wrong.

EDIT:

Pendle Labour MP Gordon Prentice said: 'The convention is that no MP is ever drunk. This was blown apart by Clare Short when she accused then Tory Minister Alan Clark of being clearly drunk at the Despatch Box. It was the Parliamentary equivalent of revealing the emperor had no clothes.'

http://www.drugscope.org.uk/dat/news_item.asp?a=1&intID=169

 

[The Monkey]

Uh, don't you remember this one?

It was something to this effect:

'Every day, terrorists never stop planning to kill and maim innocent civilians. And neither do we.' - G dubya.

The real quote is:

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

 

[kirovman]

You know, I heard that it's forbidden to suggest that someone is drunk in The House of Commons. Claire Short was fined for saying "Speaker, do you not think [name] is not in a fit state to continue", referring to someone obviously drunk.

I can't find any sources on this, and I heard it from the radio from the radio a few weeks ago. So I could be totally wrong.

EDIT:
http://www.drugscope.org.uk/dat/news_item.asp?a=1&intID=169

Heh, imagine applying that outside the commons.

"How dare you suggest I am drunk while driving officer! I will tell Mr Speaker to fine you"

 

[Foxtrot]

The real quote is:

Shouldn't the government be thinking of ways they can harm the country? That way they can better expect what kind of attacks can happen.

 

[Teh_Poet]

heh, he could argue that 90% of 50% would be 45% of the overall. A pretty damn complicated way to say that 45% of the game is mental if you ask me though. :rolling:

No, that's not what he is saying. He is saying half of the time, it's 90% mental. It makes perfect sense.

 

[Teh_Poet]

hate to be a nerd, but that is actually a correct statment. "50% of this is 90% whatever" That does make mathematical and literal sense

:dork: I am REALLY sorry for that :|

But heres mine - "Our enemy's are inichative and resourscefull, and so are we. They never stop thinking of ways to hurt our people and our country...and neither do we." - George Bush
I should say that quote is world famous by now :thumbs:

Your spelling sucks.

 

[KoreBolteR]

a girl felt sick after coming of a Rollercoaster once and asked for a paperbag to anyone (cos she was just about to be sick).

and my friend replied..lol.... "yeah ive got a paperbag.. im a paperboy". LOL.

everyone knows him around here, hes one of a kind.

it was more funny seeing it......nm

 

[ACLeroK212]

No, that's not what he is saying. He is saying half of the time, it's 90% mental. It makes perfect sense.

I wasn't saying that's what he meant. I know what he meant, it's just a funny worded quote.

 

[xLostx]

mmmm flanely! Also we are going to take thier meat so...
List of things to take from canada before we nuke them:
1.Syrup, maple
2. Flannel shirts
3. Squirell meats
4.Other assorted canada meats

After that comment I won't be so sad when I see korea, osama, iraq, and multiple other coutries/people nuke you guys