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[skumbuzzul]

Local Software Company Charged with Manslaughter

Updated: Tuesday, November 2, 2004 Posted: 3:32 PM EDT (1932 GMT)

SEATTLE (CNN) -- Today marked the release of local software maker Valve ( Bellevue,WA) latest release published by Vivendi Universal. Half-life 2. Roughly six years in the making. Half-Life 2 hit the shelves at all major retail outlets early this morning in anticipation for hordes of gaming fans. Unfortunately, supply was limited and in return claimed two.

 

[Sashswash]

??

10char

 

[FoB_Ed]

oh noes! BAN VIDEO GAMES!

/bitchy mother mode

 

[Chris D]

claimed two what?

 

[evil^milk]

people, i'd suppose

 

[Feath]

claimed two what?

Lives.

 

[XtremesT]

claimed two what?

considering the title, I believe he was talking about 2 people dieing, as a result of mad fans not being able to buy the game... AS to why some fans would go crazy over not being able to get their hands on a copy, and kill someone.. im stumped

 

[Dead-Inside]

Local Software Company Charged with Manslaughter

Updated: Tuesday, November 2, 2004 Posted: 3:32 PM EDT (1932 GMT)

SEATTLE (CNN) -- Today marked the release of local software maker Valve ( Bellevue,WA) latest release published by Vivendi Universal. Half-life 2. Roughly six years in the making. Half-Life 2 hit the shelves at all major retail outlets early this morning in anticipation for hordes of gaming fans. Unfortunately, supply was limited and in return claimed two.

Some *Terrible* english. Totally ruined a otherwise very good joke. You really need to work on your grammar and where to put dots, commas and where to just ... not.

 

[skumbuzzul]

a otherwise .

Let's talk about grammar some more. Any how, I'm aware of my bad english. It happens in rural areas where singular words become plural. Yous knows. God forgive Ohio.

 

[Striker]

ooooooooh OWNED!

 

[exoeight]

Ironically enough, this phrase in your last sentance sums up the whole thing at the same time.

"supply was limited and in return claimed two."

lol. awsome.