Googly eyes!

[Steve]

Okay, so I went to the eye doctor today. He told me I'm a little bit near-sighted and that I have a little bit of astigmatism. But that's not important. What IS important is that they dialated my eyes and one returned to normal faster than the other. So here's a picture of my eyes right now. Gorgeous, ya?

 

[pr0nking]

uber secksee. Marry me, k?

 

[The Mullinator]

Sexeh!

I think I have fallen for you.

 

[SpuD]

When I saw this title i laughed, because we know someone who is really cross eyed, and we call him googly eyes.

 

[Dan]

I've been working on moving my eyes independently for a while now. I want to get a video camera and make a quick .gif animation. It's not actually moving independently, but you make that effect when your focus is all over the place. IE go cross eyes then look to the right, one eye will stay cross eyes and the other eye will seem to wander on it's own.

 

[Steve]

When I saw this title i laughed, because we know someone who is really cross eyed, and we call him googly eyes.

I thought it'd be a good attention-getter, at the least.

 

[Ames]

You weirdo.

 

[Ikerous]

::licks the screen::

 

[oberGeist]

you look like David Bowie

 

[MiccyNarc]

Okay, so I went to the eye doctor today. He told me I'm a little bit near-sighted and that I have a little bit of astigmatism. But that's not important. What IS important is that they dialated my eyes and one returned to normal faster than the other. So here's a picture of my eyes right now. Gorgeous, ya?

Don't you love that? Then you have to wear sunglasses for an insane amount of time
Like...2 hours or something. At least, that's what they made me do, heh

 

[Hazar]

That's pretty funny, but why did one go back faster than the other?

 

[Steve]

That's pretty funny, but why did one go back faster than the other?

Not sure. One of my eyes is more screwed up than the other, so maybe that's why?

 

[Hazar]

maybe they spilled more of the dialating stuff in one of your eyes.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Not sure. One of my eyes is more screwed up than the other, so maybe that's why?

Happened to me too, one eye was alot huger than the other.
I think it's just one of the side effects of the medication or something. :dozey:

 

[bliink]

hawtness!

 

[Ames]

One thing I'd like to know though. Can you dilate your pupils on command? And if so, are you some kind of robot? And if so, what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time.

 

[CrazyHarij]

That's so awesome!

 

[Steve]

One thing I'd like to know though. Can you dilate your pupils on command? And if so, are you some kind of robot? And if so, what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time.

That's way more than one thing.

But...No, but I am a robot. For good. No. You smell bad.

 

[Ames]

That's way more than one thing.

But...No, but I am a robot. For good. No. You smell bad.

I get an A+ on smell?

 

[burnzie]

How was dialating his eyes on comand gonna help you in your criminal shananigans?

 

[Ames]

How was dialating his eyes on comand gonna help you in your criminal shananigans?

I'm the greatest criminal mind of our time damn it!

My plans are beyond my comprehension.

 

[burnzie]

I'm the greatest criminal mind of our time damn it!

My plans are beyond my comprehension.

lol

I can make my ears twitch, can we use that?

 

[qckbeam]

I have to say that 1) Green eyes are hawt and 2) dilating pupils on command is definitely helpful for the burgeoning criminal mastermind. Just think of all the cool stuff you could do with that as a superpower. It may not be as useful growing your fingernails on demand, or flaring your nostrils, but it's still major cool on its own.

 

[Ames]

lol

I can make my ears twitch, can we use that?

You can go play with the nuke.

 

[burnzie]

If I knew what that ment... I'd know how to respond.

:|

 

[Ames]

If I knew what that ment... I'd know how to respond.

:|

Ermmm...yea.

*backs away slowly*

 

[bliink]

Ermmm...yea.

*backs away slowly*

*plays with the nuke instead*

 

[burnzie]

Hey thats my nuke you're playing with!

:O

 

[bliink]

Hey thats my nuke you're playing with!

:O

Oh.. well, now its beeping every second... uhh... here you go then!

*palms off nuke to burnzie*

 

[burnzie]

Ohh great!


Now you really pissed it off...


/me handballs to big^hat

**faint explosion from new zealand is heard**

 

[Ames]

My plan has succeeded?

 

[burnzie]

My plan has succeeded?

If it was to vapporise bad^hat then yes.


You evil bastard. :hmph:

 

[Delicious Bass]

thats not googly eyes! spud and i know the real googly eyes! we should get a picture of him. Then your googly eyes and our googly eyes will have to knife fight. Whoever wins gets to be crowned the king of googly things

 

[Steve]

thats not googly eyes! spud and i know the real googly eyes! we should get a picture of him. Then your googly eyes and our googly eyes will have to knife fight. Whoever wins gets to be crowned the king of googly things

Well, then I think my googly eyes automatically win due to the fact that my pupils are so damn wide I could hold 2 knives in each of them.

 

[Ames]

If it was to vapporise bad^hat then yes.


You evil bastard. :hmph:

I'm the greatest criminal mind of our time!

 

[burnzie]

Actually, its bliinks fault.

If she had of stopped playing with my weapon when I asked it never would have gone off in bat^hat's face...

 

[qckbeam]

wtf you're all banned

 

[Ames]

wtf you're all banned

I knew I couldn't get away with a gajillion warnings levels for much longer.

 

[Steve]

*sigh*...it was just an innocent little thread...

 

[qckbeam]

*sigh*...it was just an innocent little thread...

Nothing with you is innocent Mr. Steven!