Gordon's long beard

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Since the hacking of Valve servers and stealing of source, Valve decided to make a few model changes, one of these changes was that of Gordon's goatee. In fact, acording to some reviews ign.com Gordon's beard is going to be about a foot long! I couldn't believe it, but check it out on ign.com
 
mafiatfc said:
Since the hacking of Valve servers and stealing of source, Valve decided to make a few model changes, one of these changes was that of Gordon's goatee. In fact, acording to some reviews ign.com Gordon's beard is going to be about a foot long! I couldn't believe it, but check it out on ign.com

wtf, i cant find that, give a link
 
lol dont believe everything you read, but it would make sense if he was in stasis/coma and woke up... the first thing he would need to do is shave :D
 
Do you think that you will be able to look at mirrors in the game, so when you wake up you stand up and its "wow i need a shave!"
 
Cutey_Kaite said:
Do you think that you will be able to look at mirrors in the game, so when you wake up you stand up and its "wow i need a shave!"
Na, I wish you could. But, HL2 is based upon, "I have no idea what I look like and all I can see is my hands!" :P
 
then again technically it wouldnt be possible, since he is in stasis (if his hair was growing technically he should be aging too).... if it were a coma perhaps, but then we would be playing a 100 (or however long its been) year old man in an fps (bad idea) not exactly prime Gordon material
:)
 
Mr. Redundant said:
then again technically it wouldnt be possible, since he is in stasis (if his hair was growing technically he should be aging too).... if it were a coma perhaps, but then we would be playing a 100 (or however long its been) year old man in an fps (bad idea) not exactly prime Gordon material
:)


uhhhh what?

the gap between hl and hl2 is 20 years tops.

Eli Vance was a scientist at BM and hes still very much alive and looking 50 ish.....
 
Dougy said:
uhhhh what?

the gap between hl and hl2 is 20 years tops.

Eli Vance was a scientist at BM and hes still very much alive and looking 50 ish.....

I was refering to my previous post, which as a whole was meant to be taken lightly.. since the topic of this thread was Gordon now having a 1 foot Beard (lol)
 
Please ppl. stop spreading these crappy unbelieavable rumors.
 
No, like a rocker from outer space.
I think, they're glad, they didn't choose that model XD
 
i heard they pimped out all the main characters and made gave them some bling bling.
 
Mr. Redundant said:
I was refering to my previous post, which as a whole was meant to be taken lightly.. since the topic of this thread was Gordon now having a 1 foot Beard (lol)

damn, thats like the 5th time ive not noticed sarcasm today.

must sleep.
 
That picture is the first model that was made for Gordon in HALF LIFE ONE, not two that isn't even funny and I can't believe anyone could fall for something that low..
 
Zevvex said:
That picture is the first model that was made for Gordon in HALF LIFE ONE, not two that isn't even funny and I can't believe anyone could fall for something that low..

You might want to check your sarcasm detection unit. I think it's broken!
 
yeah, here's what i was talking about earlier.. looks like the models are going to be pretty sweet.. thanks to mr. pink for this rumor & speculation :)
 

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Lil' Timmy said:
yeah, here's what i was talking about earlier.. looks like the models are going to be pretty sweet.. thanks to mr. pink for this rumor & speculation :)

ROFL
Gordon does have that "snoop dog" (Im stoned) look actually...

dag yo
 
barney: Damn G why you have to cap ma nigga Eli Vance?
Gordan: Little bitch started shit about ma Ho.
barney: word
 
Mr. Redundant said:
lol dont believe everything you read, but it would make sense if he was in stasis/coma and woke up... the first thing he would need to do is shave :D
and piss probly... wow them pix looks nice... they could be better but the 2nd one owns
 
I think he doesn't have beard because g-man would check in on his comatose body every week and. . .er shave his face :]
 
that is ****ed up! would bekind of sweet though, i knew it was love.
 
Orange said:
I think he doesn't have beard because g-man would check in on his comatose body every week and. . .er shave his face :]

hehe reminds me of kill bill vol. 1 ... man what a horrible image... g-man slobbering all over comatose gordon... :| :O
 
Mr. Redundant said:
ROFL
Gordon does have that "snoop dog" (Im stoned) look actually...

dag yo
I was actually thinking something similar, and I'm not stoned... But Gordon could take Snoop Dogg down in a second. That's a fight I'd like to see, but only because I don't like Snoop Dogg much.
 
Lil' Timmy said:
yeah, here's what i was talking about earlier.. looks like the models are going to be pretty sweet.. thanks to mr. pink for this rumor & speculation :)

Hahaha, ohh man, the G-Man looks so halarious in the ghetto fabulous picture...

mafiatfc said:
I managed to find a pic of him somewhere on google

That is the worst photoshop job i've ever seen done trying to pass it off as real.
 
mafiatfc, I usually don't tell people to do this, but for you I shall make a special exception:

GIVE UP ALREADY!

Nobody here believes you, you've got all the integrity of a boat made out of tissue paper, and credibility equivalent to that of a washerwoman with a beard.
 
I don't care what the others say. I believe and I'm letting my beard grow. I'm gonna be just like gordon one day.

When HL2 comes out it's gonna be so fashionable and you'll all be jealous haha!

word bling homie my ho gangsta
 
omg!!!

This is so funny.

Ppl actually believe it :D:D
 
sarcasm is so powerful nowadays, people are overpowered by it in such a fashion they take it as sincerity.

/me donces to Enigma Force Main theme
 
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