Guidos, America's Answer to Chavs

[Baal]

I think it's about time we all had a "hey lets laugh at *insert random clique*" thread

So here we go, inspired by This thread

GUIDOS

I'll now open up the floor to more pictures, or discussions about ways to best mock guidos and or their European counter-parts, the chavs.

 

[CptStern]

some canadian you are ...they're known as "Ginos" in canada not Guidos

and yes Ginos are annoying ...just like every other stereotype ..badda bing

 

[Baal]

I did say "America's Answer" not "Canada's Answer"

 

[hool10]

You may call them that, but here in America we call them "wiggers". Yes it does sound like the "n" word but instead we put in the letter "w" for white. The first wigger stole MC Hammer's song and was Vanilla Ice. Then after him M&M or Eminem was created:

They basically have the same thing in common except for Eminem who is the wimpiest wigger I have ever seen. Those "guidos" you orginally showed though are the gay variety. *Oh and all the people in my internet class at my HS (never picked that class) were all wiggers. They like to flock to other wiggers. Wiggers don't want to admit it either but are really nerdy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigger

 

[xcellerate]

No...those guys are just another example proving that money can not buy you taste.

The first wigger stole MC Hammer's song and was Vanilla Ice.

He stole Queen's song 'under pressure'.

 

[CptStern]

it's as much David Bowie's under pressure as it is Queens ...imho Bowie makes that song great

 

[CptStern]

I did say "America's Answer" not "Canada's Answer"

bah nothing exists below the 49th parrallel except dragons and guys wearing cowboy hats waving six shooters and cursing to jesus

whoops double post

 

[hool10]

No...those guys are just another example proving that money can not buy you taste.


He stole Queen's song 'under pressure'.

Oh yeah that's right. What he stole from MC Hammer was his cargo pants:

 

[Remus]

WTF?! at the photos. But seriously now this isn't at all funny there seem to be equivalents to these kinds of people literally everywhere! Even here you can't go outside without bumping into an Eminem copycat ARGH!!:x

 

[CrazyHarij]

lol

 

[NeptuneUK]

it's as much David Bowie's under pressure as it is Queens ...imho Bowie makes that song great

And Freddie doesn't contribute to it's greatness???
gtfo

Especially with all his be-bop-shoop-da-whoop-ing! How many lasers were charged in that song?

 

[Terminator]

My god, people like that used to get me angry now they just get me depressed.

 

[hool10]

WTF?! at the photos. But seriously now this isn't at all funny there seem to be equivalents to these kinds of people literally everywhere! Even here you can't go outside without bumping into an Eminem copycat ARGH!!:x

True! When I was a kid it was cool to put your hat backwards. Now they don't even put it on completely. It just rests there at a 45 degree angle witht the little sticker tag on it. It also has to be a Yankee or Red Sox hat!

 

[Baal]

True! When I was a kid it was cool to put your hat backwards. Now they don't even put it on completely. It just rests there at a 45 degree angle witht the little sticker tag on it. It also has to be a Yankee or Red Sox hat!

As you say, it cannot be overstated enough, the sticker MUST REMAIN ON THE HAT for it to be cool.

 

[Muffin Man]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Under Pressure is a great song. I'm going to listen to it now.

 

[Beerdude26]

Lol

 

[AntiAnto]

Hahaha

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

God this stuff is soooooooo ooooolllldddd. They are all from NJ ironically too, think spiking their hair up like the Gotti's makes them cool...WRONG!

This was posted on a MMA board about a year ago, that thread was huge OMFG I couldn't stop laughing at all the photoshop pics.

 

[jimbo118]

wow at the pix, almost scary, i mean seriously wtf?

 

[Pulse]

Lol

UNITINU!

They just look like wiggers to me, believe me they have nothing on our chavs over here. Nothing can stoop as low morally and socially as your common ned.

 

[AntiAnto]

I'd hit them.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

With a ****ing four - door sedan.

 

[<RJMC>]

I remenber on tv I see ads for that reality show of some gotti family and the kids looks like that and they look like a bunch of rich asses that the medics drops the brain whit the umbilical cord at birth

#3 on my list of people I hate

 

[Evo]

With a ****ing four - door sedan.

With bacon :E

/gets coat

 

[highlander]

you know what would suck? A guid-chav. It'd be the end of the world as we know it.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

With bacon :E

/gets coat

Drive by at 12 then? Good. I'll do the driving.

 

[Gunner]

In France, we have racaille or caillera.

 

[PvtRyan]

In France, we have racaille or caillera.

That and fashion designers.

 

[Stigmata]

Ahahahaha

The French are so classy even their gang-bangers wear scarves

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Over here it's just some saggy jeans, a jersey/tanktop and a hoodie/overcoat. And a bandana. And a gun/knife. And a car. And other stuff.

Not that I would know.

 

[Dalamari]

None of those "Guidos" around here, must be an east coast thing

 

[mindless_moder]

some canadian you are ...they're known as "Ginos" in canada not Guidos

and yes Ginos are annoying ...just like every other stereotype ..badda bing

not quite sure about what you canadians call them but those guys that wear long shirts and pants around their ankles bug the shit out of me.

 

[sinkoman]

None of those "Guidos" around here, must be an east coast thing

Exactly.

I'm used to your traditional wigger, and the "omg imma dress like a hawaiian because hawaiians are the coolest" fags.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

ಠ___ಠ

 

[staticprimer]

None of those "Guidos" around here, must be an east coast thing

Well I have never seen one of those things. Plenty of wiggers, but none of these 'Guidos'.

 

[sinkoman]

Wow, I didn't realize that they were inherently Italian.

I must say that this is the first time i've ever felt culturally embarrassed.

 

[Baal]

Which part embarrases you the most?

The fact that they're glowing orange, or their retarded hair?

Or maybe the constant puckered lips...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

All of the above.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Here in real Canada, we call them Wiggers...

 

[hool10]

None of those "Guidos" around here, must be an east coast thing

Not so. Last time I went up to Missouri my relatives were complaining about wiggers. Your wiggers though work a little bit more and are more religious. The ones here are just outright lazy (which explains why most get a job with computers) and are more nazi like. The funny ones are the fat ones that wear big puffy jackets to hide their fat.