Help me!

[Pressure]

I'm stuck at work and I want some Taco Bell. Yo quiero un burrito o un taco. Me gustan los tacos y los burritos. Como muchos muchos burritos y tacos. Donde esta la biblioteca?

Anyway, what color guitar should I get?

 

[Sulkdodds]

RED the blood of angry men
BLACK the dark of ages past!

 

[Pressure]

I'm an angry man with a dark past. I'm so deep and dark. You'll never understand my pain.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Haha that's the same guitar I am gonna buy...the tempest. I say get red, it looks sexy.

Although I like this one more

 

[Pressure]

<3 Schecter

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Red, easily.

It says "I'll kick your ass" to the [non-preferable mate gender of your choice], and "Let me take you upstairs later" to the [preferable mate gender of your choice].

The black one to me says "This ****ing eyeliner is dripping".

 

[Pressure]

Both of them say rockabilly, which is what I am. :arms:

 

[Sedako]

RED the blood of angry men
BLACK the dark of ages past!

RED, I feel my soul on fire!
BLACK, my world when she's not there!

Red for sure. It's shiny and candy-like.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Both of them say rockabilly, which is what I am. :arms:

I dunno what that is. I'm a e-thug turned pop idler.

 

[Stigmata]

I like the black one more. I think because it has a higher contrast between the body and the trim.

 

[Jintor]

Get the one with flames on it.

 

[Pressure]

My beard provides all the flames needed. It's so god damn fiery.

 

[Saturos]

Red, easily.

It says "I'll kick your ass" to the [non-preferable mate gender of your choice], and "Let me take you upstairs later" to the [preferable mate gender of your choice].

The black one to me says "This ****ing eyeliner is dripping".

This.

Out of curiosity, what other genres do you play? Are you into the blues rock scene too?

I have a friend that owns a Gibson. Those are purty too. *sigh* I wish I could play guitar.

 

[Pressure]

I play Mathcore.

 

[JNightshade]

Red. It screams "I am everything illegal, carnal, and awesome."

 

[CyberPitz]

I like black, since, you know, interracial is so bad.

 

[TheDude]

I would go with the neon guitar. That way you will be able to find it easier.

 

[Stigmata]

Dammit, now I like the red one better.

Just pick whichever one you like best, they're both pretty equal in their amazingness.

 

[Cormeh]

What are you waiting for, get a vibrant pink one.

 

[Muffin Man]

Red. Then we'll both have red Shecters! BOSOM BUDDIES!!!

 

[Krynn72]

I like the black one more. I think because it has a higher contrast between the body and the trim.

this.

 

[Pressure]

Here's me shredding so you get an idea.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/8143489c1cd53d/

 

[Vegeta897]

Well, no guitar under $5000 is going to be able to handle your amount of extreme shredding ability, man.

 

[highlander]

Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. RUH-ED!

 

[Stigmata]

Here's me shredding so you get an idea.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/8143489c1cd53d/

The Barney theme!!!!

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

~Something dinosaur came to town, something something something, something something something something something something little kids~

 

[Vegeta897]

I ****ing lol'd.

 

[Pressure]

Fath'r and I went down to camp,
Along with Cap'n Goodin',
And there we saw the men and boys
As thick as hasty puddin'.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

And there we saw a thousand men
As rich as Squire David,
And what they wasted every day,
I wish it could be saved.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

The 'lasses they eat it every day,
Would keep a house a winter;
They have so much, that I'll be bound,
They eat it when they've mind ter.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

'And there I see a swamping gun
Large as a log of maple,
Upon a deuced little cart,
A load for father's cattle.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

And every time they shoot it off,
It takes a horn of powder,
and makes a noise like father's gun,
Only a nation louder.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

I went as nigh to one myself
As 'Siah's inderpinning;
And father went as nigh again,
I thought the deuce was in him.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

Cousin Simon grew so bold,
I thought he would have cocked it;
It scared me so I shrinked it off
And hung by father's pocket.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

And Cap'n Davis had a gun,
He kind of clapt his hand on't
And stuck a crooked stabbing iron
Upon the little end on't

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

And there I see a pumpkin shell
As big as mother's bason,
And every time they touched it off
They scampered like the nation.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

I see a little barrel too,
The heads were made of leather;
They knocked on it with little clubs
And called the folks together.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

And there was Cap'n Washington,
And gentle folks about him;
They say he's grown so 'tarnal proud
He will not ride without em'.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

He got him on his meeting clothes,
Upon a slapping stallion;
He sat the world along in rows,
In hundreds and in millions.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

The flaming ribbons in his hat,
They looked so tearing fine, ah,
I wanted dreadfully to get
To give to my Jemima.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

I see another snarl of men
A digging graves they told me,
So 'tarnal long, so 'tarnal deep,
They 'tended they should hold me.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

It scared me so, I hooked it off,
Nor stopped, as I remember,
Nor turned about till I got home,
Locked up in mother's chamber.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.

Gen. George P. Morris

 

[Stigmata]

 

[Pressure]

Since yall dig that I figured I'd play some real heavy shit for you. Here's some Master of Puppets intro riff and second solo on my KH Signature.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/8327541e190337/

Those be my guitars, the KH in the mid.

 

[Vegeta897]

That can't be a recent pic, can it? All those guitars are melted by now, right?

 

[Pressure]

It not recent actually. It's about a year and something old now.