hey...steam is actually awesome

jverne · Feb 1, 2008

i accidentally went to stem and i btw checked the available games for purchase.

their collection is insanely huge...and the older games are really cheap.

i'm thinking on buying episode one for 10$. that's bloody cheap if you ask me, but then again i haven't been in game scene for a very long time.

any suggestions where to spend max 20$?

Krynn72 · Feb 1, 2008

Welcome to the internet.

Buy Episode 1, then buy Episode 2. Then you're free to buy whatever you want!

Druckles · Feb 1, 2008

Buy the Orange Box.

There's little point in paying for Episode One and Two. You might as well get Portal, TF2 and another copy of HL2 with it.

Tyguy · Feb 1, 2008

yes, orange box is the cheapest option.

Krynn72 · Feb 1, 2008

But its not 20 dollars cheap.

Druckles · Feb 1, 2008

Ah yeah, I'm working in ?GBP. No, it's not $20, but you get hell of a good deal. I'd save up for the Orange Box.

Gordon_X · Feb 1, 2008

Half Life 2 = $19.95
Half Life 2: Episode One = $9.95
Half Life 2: Episode Two = $29.95
Portal = $19.95
Team Fortress 2 = $29.95

--------------------------------

TOTAL = $109.75

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Orange Box = $49.95

jverne · Feb 1, 2008

well thanks guys. but i don't want a ton of games. i'd just like to play something nice.

i'd get ep1 now and maybe in a year i'd get ep2. how much would i save? a few bucks, nah can't bother

ep2 will also get dirty cheap in a year. i'm patient.

edit: i already own HL2, i got it for free (and it was very funny how that happened, if anyone recalls)

Gordon_X · Feb 1, 2008

Just get the Orange box and choose not to install the games you don't want.

jverne · Feb 1, 2008

Gordon_X said:
Just get the Orange box and choose not to install the games you don't want.

meh... i don't want to give up 50$ right away.

Sulkdodds · Feb 1, 2008

No, you didn't hear him. Buy the orange box!

Krynn72 · Feb 1, 2008

This isnt a suggestion Jverne, its a command. You either do it, or face the dire consequences.

Gordon_X · Feb 1, 2008

Sulkdodds said:
No, you didn't hear him. Buy the orange box!

Krynn72 said:
This isnt a suggestion Jverne, its a command. You either do it, or face the dire consequences.

Listen to them...they wouldn't be awesome members if they didn't know what they are talking about. LISTEN TO THEM...IT'S GOOD FOR YOU...

Druckles · Feb 1, 2008

jverne said:
meh... i don't want to give up 50$ right away.

i'd get ep1 now and maybe in a year i'd get ep2. how much would i save? a few bucks, nah can't bother

Gordon_X said:
TOTAL = $109.75
Orange Box = $49.95

Save - $60. You didn't hear him. You'd be in credit by $60, not out by $50.

jverne said:
well thanks guys. but i don't want a ton of games. i'd just like to play something nice.

They're all nice. Every single one of them. And they're bundled for a reason. You don't quite understand the concept of how good they are.

ep2 will also get dirty cheap in a year. i'm patient.

No. You cannot wait a year. By then Episode Three will be out. Trust me, you can't wait.

Sulkdodds said:
No, you didn't hear him. Buy the orange box!

This.

Gordon_X said:
LISTEN TO THEM...IT'S GOOD FOR YOU...

This.

Krynn72 said:
This isnt a suggestion Jverne, its a command. You either do it, or face the dire consequences.

This.

Gordon_X said:
they wouldn't be awesome members if they didn't know what they are talking about.

This.

Gordon_X said:
Just get the Orange box

This.

Gordon_X said:
choose not to install the games you don't want.

Not this.

Gordon_X · Feb 1, 2008

Druckles said:
Not this.

Well, he said he didn't want that many games, so I just told him that option is available.

CptStern · Feb 1, 2008

jverne said:
any suggestions where to spend max 20$?

the red light district ..$20 is good for at least a handjob ..she might not be pretty though, so use your imagination

oh you meant video games ...

Gordon_X · Feb 1, 2008

CptStern said:
the red light district ..$20 is good for at least a handjob ..she might not be pretty though, so use your imagination

I got a blowjob for $19.50, and she was a pretty Brazilian.

CptStern · Feb 1, 2008

pics + divx or it didnt happen

:naughty:

Bad^Hat · Feb 1, 2008

Gordon_X said:
I got a blowjob for $19.50, and she was a pretty Brazilian.

What'd you do with the other $.50?

Gordon_X · Feb 1, 2008

CptStern said:
pics + divx or it didnt happen

:naughty:

I can't post nrop here, so just leave it to the imagination.

CptStern · Feb 1, 2008

Bad^Hat said:
What'd you do with the other $.50?

tip ..for not getting any goo on his shoes

:O

Gordon_X · Feb 1, 2008

CptStern said:
tip ..for not getting any goo on his shoes

:O

Apparently, she used to catch gello in her mouth when she was a kid, so she did a splendid job catching my MANLY jizz.

CptStern · Feb 1, 2008

actually she was overheard saying

"is that it? I dont even have to brush my teeth this time"

:O

ok I'll stop now

Gordon_X · Feb 1, 2008

CptStern said:
actually she was overheard saying

"is that it? I dont even have to brush my teeth this time"

:O

ok I'll stop now

I lol'd. But yeah, she looked like a circus act, trying to get 'em in her mouth.

Druckles · Feb 1, 2008

CptStern said:
the red light district ..$20 is good for at least a handjob ..she might not be pretty though, so use your imagination.

Journey of this here Thread

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taviow · Feb 1, 2008

I never imagined a "hey I have $20, help me I don't know which games to buy" thread would evolve into a thread about blowjobs. Really nice.

CptStern · Feb 1, 2008

Druckles said:

Journey of this here Thread

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if you look at it upside down it's quite positive so it's all relative

Krynn72 · Feb 1, 2008

I cant even tell what you tried to do there.

taviow · Feb 1, 2008

Well, this thread is much more interesting now.

:O

No... sorry... I meant... buy the orange box...
whatever.

Gordon_X · Feb 1, 2008

CptStern said:
if you look at it upside down it's quite positive so it's all relative

All we need is the portal gun!

/shoots orange portal on roof
/then shoots blue portal on wall

Druckles · Feb 1, 2008

I was going to extend it... try and predict the future... but I thought it might get a bit obscure...

taviow · Feb 1, 2008

And very scary.

soulslicer · Feb 1, 2008

I assumed the decree that every hl2.net member has to play all Half Life Series games was true..

CyberPitz · Feb 1, 2008

I'd assume you should buy Ep 1, and then whenever you feel the need, buy Ep 2 *might be 10 bucks again by then

*

Druckles · Feb 1, 2008

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Gordon_X · Feb 1, 2008

soulslicer said:
I assumed the decree that every hl2.net member has to play all Half Life Series games was true..

I thought so too. You wouldn't register in a typewriter forum if you didn't know how to type.

taviow · Feb 1, 2008

CyberPitz said:
I'd assume you should buy Ep 1, and then whenever you feel the need, buy Ep 2 *might be 10 bucks again by then *

After playing EP1, he will want to buy EP2 immediately.

Stigmata · Feb 1, 2008

Druckles said:

Extended Journey of this here Thread

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I have seen the future, and it is glorious.

taviow · Feb 1, 2008

It's not glorious. It's all a lie.
The path ahead is dark... the future is uncertain...

Gordon_X · Feb 1, 2008

taviow said:
After playing EP1, he will want to buy EP2 immediately.

Yeah, the damn cliffhangers make me want it NAO.

Thank God I bought THE ORANGE BOX

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