HL Fun

[Ap2000]

I thought we need such a thread.

You know, this board is all serious and stuff, so I figured out let's make a fun-thread.
(Hope it hasn't been done before)

Here you can post funny things you found that are about Half-Life.

Let's start with the Uncyclopedia article on Gordon:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Freeman

I nearly spilled my drink while reading it, so hilarious.

 

[panda_rage]

It was a virgin pregnancy, and the birth of Freeman is often contrasted to that of Jesus. However, the clearest distinction between the two was drawn by Freeman himself: "I ain't a pussy-ass ho like that little bitch."[1]

HAHAHAHA!

What about fun things you can do in hl2?

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Thats hilarious. That entire site rules!

 

[99.vikram]

Gordon Freeman has a long running feud with Master Chief

Since then, the pair have feuded without break. Their antics have been the subject of the mass media for several years now. A list of their feuds includes, but is not limited to:
# The Master Chief delaying Half-Life 2 for several centuries.
# The Master Chief dressing up in a suit and standing in locations where Freeman can clearly see but not assault him.
# Master Chief cloning Freeman's buddies (the clones were later killed off)
.........
# Freeman making sweet, sweet, crowbar love to the Master Chief's girlfriend, Cortana
# The Master Chief banging Freeman's girlfriend, Alyx
.........
# Master Chief banging Freeman's Mom, Yvette Freeman.
# Freeman disclosing that Yvette Freeman is not his mom.
........
(At this point, Mr. T stepped in to end this internet fanwar as the first episode of his show.)

Uncyclopedia > Wikipedia

 

[cdubs87]

I don't think throwing bodies around like ragdolls with the suped-up grav gun on the Citadel level will ever get old...

 

[BigBoss7556]

Found another one here:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Headcrab

 

[Wanted Bob]

Lol, nice! The whole uncyclopedia site is very funny!