HL2.net is taking over the internets!@%

[CyberPitz]

So, right now, every bookmark I click on, the only one out of all 10+ I have, this is the one that works...

D:

 

[Danimal]

You fool! Don't reveal Muno's plan!

*Engage Banimal mode*

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh God, RUN!

 

[Dekstar]

Only 'cos I wrote a virus that directs everyones homepage to halflife2.net

You can thank me in sechs.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Damn, and me without my condom.

 

[CyberPitz]

Only 'cos I wrote a virus that directs everyones homepage to halflife2.net

You can thank me in sechs.

I wish that is what happened.

Sadly, my Anti-Virus can't update because it can't connect to the net, neither can Spybot...

This and myspace are the only 2 sites I can connect to. Even in myspace, the ads in there are "Server cannot be found"s. What's happening?!:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It's a sign. Of what? I don't know.

 

[CyberPitz]

It's a sign. Of what? I don't know.

YOU MUST KNOW! You are the sole person who has seen the future. Please, tell me!

 

[bigburpco]

Shit, should never have clicked on this thread.

Don't ban me. D:

 

[CyberPitz]

Why would you be banned?

This is actually completely serious. I'm whoring the forums, because it's the ONLY THING TO DO ON MY INTERNET!

 

[bigburpco]

'Cause I'm scared Danimal will launch himself to Banimal mode.
j/k
Oh shucks, time to go!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

YOU MUST KNOW! You are the sole person who has seen the future. Please, tell me!

Wait, I'm getting something.....Oh my God..I see....I see......Cats....Lots and lots of cats....and...Adrian Shephard.

 

[bigburpco]

Oh shit.

I shall be expecting Samon to launch into ban mode as well.

 

[CyberPitz]

Wait, I'm getting something.....Oh my God..I see....I see......Cats....Lots and lots of cats....and...Adrian Shephard.

Wonderful, so I'm going to drown in cat blood filled tank crated by Adrian Shephard who collected thousands upon thousands of cats, and drained them.

SHIT! NOO less spam by everyone else. I dont want my news thread to go down.

I'm really getting worried..wtf is wrong with my internet?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Have you tried restarting your computer? That's the best I can come up with, but it could work.

 

[CyberPitz]

Have you tried restarting your computer? That's the best I can come up with, but it could work.

Yeah it works now...restart router FTW! D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Ftw.

 

[Danimal]

Banimal mode engaged.

 

[CyberPitz]

Banimal mode engaged.

CANT BAN ME I CAN HIDE ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET NOW!

muwahaha

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Quick, to the Escapemobile!

 

[Danimal]

Run while you can... Little Pitzy.

BUT I WILL FIND YOU! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!