How long does it take you to shower?

[Kamikazie]

i was wondering if i was normal in my showering time...usually 20-30 mins

 

[63]

bout 15 mins.

 

[Sanada]

about 5-10 minutes

 

[xLostx]

10-15 generally

 

[Jimmeh]

Usually takes about 15-20 minutes, maybe longer.

 

[Vigilante]

15 usually.

 

[bliink]

about 18 minutes, 12 if I shaved my head

 

[Tr0n]

Matters how tired I am...usually about 5 mins to 10 mins.

 

[Doppelgofer]

20 minutes ish....wh.........why do you want to know this?

 

[Kamikazie]

didnt you read my first post?

 

[xLostx]

about 18 minutes, 12 if I shaved my head

do it.

 

[Vigilante]

C'mon you all....the jerk factor is a huge thing to consider. Admit it

 

[Pesmerga]

C'mon you all....the jerk factor is a huge thing to consider. Admit it

What the ****.

Ok, for one, I don't masturbate in the shower. That defeats the entire purpose, and I usually can't get off in the heat.

Anyway, it takes me about 20-25 minutes because I have to wipe dead skin off my face for some reason, if I don't then my face will look really dry. This "affliction" has only recently begun to attack me, I'm assuming it's simply part of the transition from troll to Dragon.

 

[Doppelgofer]

didnt you read my first post?

no actually thanks

 

[Kamikazie]

no actually thanks

your welcome?

 

[Doppelgofer]

your welcome?

no question about me being welcome and if i wasn't, i'd invite myself anyway

 

[Kamikazie]

no question about me being welcome and if i wasn't, i'd invite myself anyway

well then i would have to get one of lemonkings guns and shoot your ass...

back on topic

 

[Tr0n]

I think the question should be "do you masturbate in the shower?".

 

[Doppelgofer]

that'd end up in a prompt lock though

i've tried posts about pubic hairs and one about porn that ended up in a discussion about masturbation and ....that not only got locked but dissappeared entirely from halflife2.net forums

strange

 

[Kamikazie]

well i dont want this one to get locked...back on topic please

 

[Doppelgofer]

it probably will end up doing though because i'm participating in it and i tend to derail threads, not on purpose but because i tend to force the discussion in such directions that are crude and unneccessary

hey...anyone ever kneed a goat in the shower?

 

[The_Great_Walter]

10 mins, almost invariably.

 

[xcellerate]

I wake up at 6:55 (because this way i am after the 6:45 guys but before the 7:00 guys, when you live in a dorm youll understand) and i'm out of the shower at 7:04--97% of the time

 

[Asus]

I spend around 10-15mins in the shower.

 

[Greatgat]

I think the question should be "do you masturbate in the shower?".

Yeah, my time depends on if I want to pop a quick one off, you know? You know!?

 

[JellyWorld]

do it.

Pics!

10-15, btw

 

[sinkoman]

C'mon you all....the jerk factor is a huge thing to consider. Admit it

Indeed.

Which is why I was very conservative in my answer :upstare:

 

[Kamikazie]

about 18 minutes, 12 if I shaved my head

i want pics!

 

[sinkoman]

i want pics!

+5 shower time.

 

[EC]

30-40 minutes. However, I don't shower. We only have a bathtub, so I'm forced to take baths.

 

[xcellerate]

30-40 minutes. However, I don't shower. We only have a bathtub, so I'm forced to take baths.

so basically you marinate in your own filth each morning?

 

[EC]

I clean myself with minimal water, rinse that out, refill it and then relax for a while. So no.

 

[xLostx]

I clean myself with minimal water, rinse that out, refill it and then relax for a while. So no.

Congratulations, you're a girl.

 

[EC]

Congratulations, I don't care.

 

[2Fast4U]

It sucks for you not to have a shower. I personally never take baths, I hate it.

 

[xLostx]

Congratulations, I don't care.

Congratulations, marry me.

 

[AmishSlayer]

20-30 min just because I just stand there and daydream about random shit after actually the body wash, shampoo and conditioner bit.

 

[EC]

It sucks for you not to have a shower. I personally never take baths, I hate it.

Believe me, if I had a shower, I wouldn't take baths. But, even if we wanted to install a curtain and do some pipe work, we still would have a bastard of a time because when our house was built (long before we moved to it), they decided to put a vent on the wall on the opposite side of the faucet. So, even if we wanted to, we would still have to find some way to permanently cover up the vent, leaving the bathroom totally unventilated except the window. Also, there is a cupboard above the vent. GG contractors.

Congratulations, marry me.

Dibs on top bunk.

 

[2Fast4U]

Believe me, if I had a shower, I wouldn't take baths. But, even if we wanted to install a curtain and do some pipe work, we still would have a bastard of a time because when our house was built (long before we moved to it), they decided to put a vent on the wall on the opposite side of the faucet. So, even if we wanted to, we would still have to find some way to permanently cover up the vent, leaving the bathroom totally unventilated except the window. Also, there is a cupboard above the vent. GG contractors.

That's some f'ked up planning...

 

[Sparta]

15 or so. I don't even wash my hair most days i just daydream