How often do you wash?

Nothing like getting clean in a cloudy soup of your own filth!

Just kidding, I like baths, but sometimes I'd prefer to take one after showering.

No shower here, thinking about getting one fitted but it's expensive and I'd probably never use it anyway D:. We had one at my parents house, and I still took mainly baths!
 
once a day, shower in the morning. Dont usually do it on weekends tho, exept if i go out
 
I think having an unclean mouth is more uncomfortable feeling that not have showered for 2 days.

Theres just something really annoying about having an unclean mouth, I can't even think straight.
 
Have a shower every evening. Wash my hands every time I loo. And before I eat. Pretty typical.
 
yep it's really annoying. It usually takes at least 10 minutes for me to brush my teeth. im really thorough
 
Don't brush too hard! You'll end up with no teefs.
 
And your gums bleed. Not pretty.

I prefer being clean on the outside, personally.

And I hate greasy hair :angry:
 
Every morning at 6 am I take a shower. I turn up the water until it sears and scalds my flesh. As I grit my teeth and try not to scream, I vigorously rub my body with a fregon copper sponge soaked in homemade soap made of high concentrations of lye, sodium hydroxide, to further burn away the filth on my body.

I do not use shampoo. I use ajax. I often gargle with it as well.

When my body is blistered, laced with open wounds from the copper pad, and my scalp and eyes and mouth are burning, I collapse to the floor of the tub, shaking, and kick the knob to turn the water off. I do not use a towel to dry. I just let the blood, dirt, and impurities dry off and ebb down the drain.
 
There's not much choice in his belltower
 
Not washing can cause...

ALIEN CANCER

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Darkside said:
Every morning at 6 am I take a shower. I turn up the water until it sears and scalds my flesh. As I grit my teeth and try not to scream, I vigorously rub my body with a fregon copper sponge soaked in homemade soap made of high concentrations of lye, sodium hydroxide, to further burn away the filth on my body.

I do not use shampoo. I use ajax. I often gargle with it as well.

When my body is blistered, laced with open wounds from the copper pad, and my scalp and eyes and mouth are burning, I collapse to the floor of the tub, shaking, and kick the knob to turn the water off. I do not use a towel to dry. I just let the blood, dirt, and impurities dry off and ebb down the drain.

Sounds very fun. In fact it's so fun that I think you should do it more often.
 
Every morning at 6 am I take a shower. I turn up the water until it sears and scalds my flesh. As I grit my teeth and try not to scream, I vigorously rub my body with a fregon copper sponge soaked in homemade soap made of high concentrations of lye, sodium hydroxide, to further burn away the filth on my body.

I do not use shampoo. I use ajax. I often gargle with it as well.

When my body is blistered, laced with open wounds from the copper pad, and my scalp and eyes and mouth are burning, I collapse to the floor of the tub, shaking, and kick the knob to turn the water off. I do not use a towel to dry. I just let the blood, dirt, and impurities dry off and ebb down the drain.

pictures please! :D
 
Every morning at 6 am I take a shower. I turn up the water until it sears and scalds my flesh. As I grit my teeth and try not to scream, I vigorously rub my body with a fregon copper sponge soaked in homemade soap made of high concentrations of lye, sodium hydroxide, to further burn away the filth on my body.

I do not use shampoo. I use ajax. I often gargle with it as well.

When my body is blistered, laced with open wounds from the copper pad, and my scalp and eyes and mouth are burning, I collapse to the floor of the tub, shaking, and kick the knob to turn the water off. I do not use a towel to dry. I just let the blood, dirt, and impurities dry off and ebb down the drain.

i came
 
During the week, I shower every day around 7:00am. For the weekends, I don't bother unless I'm going out, which is more often now than before. During the summer, though, I never wash unless going out or until I can smell myself which is about 3-4 days.
 
Every morning at 6 am I take a shower. I turn up the water until it sears and scalds my flesh. As I grit my teeth and try not to scream, I vigorously rub my body with a fregon copper sponge soaked in homemade soap made of high concentrations of lye, sodium hydroxide, to further burn away the filth on my body.

I do not use shampoo. I use ajax. I often gargle with it as well.

When my body is blistered, laced with open wounds from the copper pad, and my scalp and eyes and mouth are burning, I collapse to the floor of the tub, shaking, and kick the knob to turn the water off. I do not use a towel to dry. I just let the blood, dirt, and impurities dry off and ebb down the drain.

What the **** is wrong with you?
 
He lives in a Belltower. Leave him alone.
 
He's got to get to sleep on his bare stone floor, tonight, after nibbling on the stale crusts left over from last night's nibblings.

If he's lucky, he'll even get some water dripping from the hole in a lead pipe running through the ceiling.
 
I fail to see the point in this thread other than the use of common sense.:P
I shower at least once a day while making sure to wash my hands after touching something nasty, such as a grocery cart. Does anyone here know that shopping carts carry more viruses and bacteria than a public restroom toliet seat? One study showed that the handle of a cart can carry hundreds of strands of bacteria and viruses, and at least 15 different semen samples.*YUCK!*:P To that end, I carry hand sanitizer whenever I wherever I go public. Plus, we've had a staph infection break-out here in U.S. Florida recently, so it would be un-wise not to.
 
if everyone washed their hands, shouldn't the shopping carts be clean?

I wash my hands a lot. In the shower I sometimes notice that I just washed my hands 4 times.
 
if everyone washed their hands, shouldn't the shopping carts be clean?
Obviously not. Sadly, most people don't pay attention to their own hygiene or have the consideration for others to wash their hands after masterbating in the public stalls.:P
 
To that end, I carry hand sanitizer whenever I wherever I go public. Plus, we've had a staph infection break-out here in U.S. Florida recently, so it would be un-wise not to.

Well, thank you for contributing to the current problem of drug resistant bacteria. Now were all going to die just because you didn't want other mens semen on your hands.
 
I generally like to shower at night before going to bed. I hear this is a common thing among asian people.... so for those of you who shower at night, are you asian?

I'll shower in the morning if I know that I'm going to be around people during the day.
 
Twice a day. One in the morning and one in the evening.
 
Once every day or two days. If I'm just chilling around the house by myself I'm usually not too bothered, so I might let it slide. I usually only get around to brushing once a day, although it should be more... need to start flossing, too.
 
I generally shower every evening (or rather night) about 1-2am.

I think I should wash my hands less, bother to set the water temperature correctly or dry them with a towel for a minute, cause they have a slightly different color than the rest of the arm o_O
 
Between the "How often do you wash?" thread and the "Are your teeth flat on one side" thread it certainly paints a disturbing picture of the average hl2.net user
 
Between the "How often do you wash?" thread and the "Are your teeth flat on one side" thread it certainly paints a disturbing picture of the average hl2.net user
Could it be that alot of us are running out of meaningful threads to post or are too burned out over all the deep "politics" stuff to think rationally? :D
 
I wash my hands everytime after i go to the toilet with anti bacterial soap and i also shower/bath 5 days a week.
 
Shower pretty much every morning, only at night if im going out or if ive been doing a sport all day or whatever.

Brush my teeth every night, sometimes in the morning if im going out with someone.

I usually take a while in the shower if i know i can without messing with someone's time, ie they need to leave soon and shower now etc. I also tend to shower atleast half and hour before i go out, i like to let my hair air-dry.

Never understood why people shower before going to bed. You just wake up the next day with crappy hair and you stink again anyway.
 
And your gums bleed. Not pretty.

I prefer being clean on the outside, personally.

And I hate greasy hair :angry:

Oh and have I told you about my friend with the greasy hair and green teeth blah blah blah.
 
Once every morning (I put in effort into making sure my hair is nice). I brush at least once a day also.
 
I have heard of this kid. Apparently he has green teeth, and puts tennis racquet covers on his head.
 
Probably best...

Saves us alot of visual pain.
 
Once in the mornings, once in the evenings.

I usually shit twice a week, and each one lasts about 5 seconds. That's two shits in 10 seconds mother ****er did you count that? Two mother ****ing shits in 10 mother ****ing seconds.

Large amounts of dietary fiber for the f*ckwin.
 
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