I saw something beautiful

Thread about piss... I don't know why I'm reading this...
Very poetic stories though.
 
During the bee infestation of '07, I was in the bathroom taking an incredibly messy shit.
You know those shits that just leak out? Well, I farted in the process of releasing my brown substances... and it splattered all over the bowl.

Well anyways, a bee found its way into the toilet, I felt something tickling my ass cheek... so I reach under with toilet paper and the ****er stings me right on the cheek!
Needless to say, I emptied all of my bowel contents after that. :(

I'm so sorry, but I laughed... ****ing bees.

lucky it wasn't a wasp eh?
 
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