I'm escaping

Oh... You're an Aussie, then? So how did you get your computer? STEAL it did you? :hmph:
 
Rupertvdb said:
...I am hitting Amsterdam for the culture...

Yeah I hear they have a lot of that "culture" in Amsterdam, they even have special cafes and the police can't arrest you for carrying it ;)


AJ Rimmer said:
Come to Sweden, almost five days of sun every year.

Yeah, I can't remember what day we had summer this year in England..>it may be next week sometime but then again we may just skip it and move straight onto Autumn because we just love kicking around soggy leaves so much.

(having said that...Last summer was fantastic :D But that is unfortunately in the past)
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Yeah I hear they have a lot of that "culture" in Amsterdam, they even have special cafes and the police can't arrest you for carrying it ;)




Yeah, I can't remember what day we had summer this year in England..>it may be next week sometime but then again we may just skip it and move straight onto Autumn because we just love kicking around soggy leaves so much.

(having said that...Last summer was fantastic :D But that is unfortunately in the past)
heh, come to california. we haven't had a cloudy day in months. wish I was kidding.
 
CyberSh33p said:
heh, come to california. we haven't had a cloudy day in months. wish I was kidding.
Oh god. You lucky bastards.
/me looks at his nearly non-existant tan.
/me glares angrily at the rainclouds.
I demand a tan! God owes me a tan! ;(
 
When i went to San Francisco it actually rained a couple of times, but as soon as we left the bay area we were drinking down water like nobody's buissiness due to it being so hot.

Although I'm sure its great living int he sun all the time, i quite enjoy the rain we get around here sometimes because there is nothing quite like running outside when its that really heavy rain that feels almost like hail. Also, in the previous couple of months its been pretty sunny...so i really don't have a reason to complain. In fact, i generally don't complain about the weather anymore...Not because i think of the poor people in the middle of the desert with no food but because when you get your mind around it, all weather is amazing and fun.
 
Lets hope he stays away from Germany eh Recoil? Thats a horrid horrid pla- *Notices where Recoil is from*

England's a country full of Smilie-robbers ;(
 
Recoil said:
England's a country full of Smilie-robbers ;(
Please, please. Brits pissing of germans isn't a good idea based on historical records.
 
Mmmmh... not that funny... have been confronted with that crap elsewhere... but in a more serious purpose.

I know the people around here are just joking ;)
 
Recoil said:
Mmmmh... not that funny... have been confronted with that crap elsewhere... but in a more serious purpose.

I know the people around here are just joking ;)
Oh come on, at least I didn't say Ze Germans... I'll make it up to you, do a joke about swedes...
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
When i went to San Francisco it actually rained a couple of times, but as soon as we left the bay area we were drinking down water like nobody's buissiness due to it being so hot.

Although I'm sure its great living int he sun all the time, i quite enjoy the rain we get around here sometimes because there is nothing quite like running outside when its that really heavy rain that feels almost like hail. Also, in the previous couple of months its been pretty sunny...so i really don't have a reason to complain. In fact, i generally don't complain about the weather anymore...Not because i think of the poor people in the middle of the desert with no food but because when you get your mind around it, all weather is amazing and fun.
I hate the evil daystar, an san fransisco is far ranier than here. :)

varg, tans give you skin cancer :D
 
Recoil said:
I don't know any :D and guess what... I don't even know one about the DUTCH!!11 ;)
Oh come on, IKEA, weird language, bimbos, neutrality, cowardness etc...
Actually, neutrality jokes maybe isn't as funny for germans :(
(argh I did it again! Sorry!)
 
where is this england place you talk of? And Italy? I have never heard of these places? Here in america we have New England? Is that what you're talking about? :P
 
adulus said:
where is this england place you talk of? And Italy? I have never heard of these places? Here in america we have New England? Is that what you're talking about? :P
How bout little italy?
 
You gotta watch out for Germany, they have ovens... which they use to bake cookies... *shifts eyes*

Actually its been raining alot here this summer, but lately its been a nice 35 degrees celcius. And no, people in Canada do not smoke, we only play hockey.
 
Uhmm... well about neutrality uhmm... considering which war we were neutral in and which side we were favourable to uhmm... well...
 
which they use to bake cookies...

Cookie-carpet-bombing or what? :D

considering which war we were neutral in and which side we were favourable to uhmm...

:dozey:

... in the last ~40-50 years...?
 
Recoil said:
Cookie-carpet-bombing or what? :D



:dozey:

... in the last ~40-50 years...?
Yeeaaaaaahhhh... about... 60 years ago to be specific...
I guess I just didn't think it would go very well with germans...
 
But you know... we were talking about jokes :D And I don't think I'd like jokes about someones past, it would be funnier (and surely nicer^^) to confront the other one with the present, things he MIGHT be involved in or even responsible for...

argh, sounds strange, but you'll probably understand what I mean ;)
 
i like this thread. talk about tongue in cheek humour :laugh:
 
Sorry, you aren't allowed to access that.

:D

btw. it's Futurama... not to be taken too seriously ;)

More serious: I didn't think much over what I said back then, I just couldn't remember anything bad related to Sweden's neutrality in the last decades.

edit: ARGH I HATE YOU SO MUCH! NOW YOU'VE STOLEN MY SIG :D :D :D
 
I know it is futurama....I know my avatar is now this smily but it was Zapp Brannigan and i had his quotes in my sig.

and yes I've stolen your sig :P
 
I know it is futurama....

Of course ;) what I wrote was more like... rethorical(?)

BTW: where do you live exactly? Time for me to steal something from you!
 
I live in....in Siberia, yeah thats right. Just north of Magadan Siberia...Shouldnt to too ahrd to find, mine is the only house and its shaped like a snow drift.
 
I suppose that 'England' is the street you live in there? Hehe, now I got you! Because you forgot to take it out of your details...

* Recoil books a flight straight to Siberia for tomorrow.
 
Hahahaha, ok :D enough laughter for tonight (well, I did ^^), but I think we've abused this thread long enough anyway ;) gn8
 
Thats a very good point...I need to be up bright and early tommorow. I had forgotten, that i was going to meet a friend.


Ah well...He didn't phone me like he said he would.


Good night...
 
Yup. Bloody englishme...wait..
/me realises that he is in fact english.
Bloody germans! Yup. That's what I meant to say :)
 
Swedes are practially English anyway(Or that should be the other way round, and for the north of England). I mean, Norwegians, lets face it, are for all intensive purposes the same as swedes(Parhaps with a few cultural differences which quite frankly don't matter in our multicultural world where we are all apparently the same and equal:P), they almost have the same language and only a change a few words to sound different....and of the course the vikings who invaded England came from the area known as Norway.
 
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