Is Gordon Human?

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This may seem like a useless thread but think about it.
Gordon doesn't talk, eat, drink or sleep. He hasn't done any of those four things from the events of HL1 to the events of HL2:EP2 (which kind of run continuesly judging that when your in stasis you don't need to eat, drink or sleep)

:borg:So is Gordon a Cyborg:borg:
 
Sleeping is for non-scientists and sidekicks.
 
I'm human and when my in stasis I continuesly eat, drink and sleep.
 
Singleplayer Mythology gets first new thread in a month, and it's this.
 
I don't think I've seen anyone do this in any Half-Life game, minus the guy drinking in HL2 perhaps.
Gordon ruins some guy's microwave lunch in hl1. Just in time, too, or else you'd be wrong sir. The only other "bodily function" exhibited off the top of my head is the stall in hl1's opening that is ocupado.

Speaking of poop ...

I'm sure Gordon sh*t himself at least once during the course of all those freakish encounters in the first game. What do you think that scientist meant when he said "thank God for that hazard suit."
 
I'm aware of the microwave lunch, as well as the scientist that tries to buy a soda.

And even the guy with the hot cup of coffee on his desk.

But we never see actual consumption.

Anyway, I'm just being as ridiculous as the OP to make a point.
 
[insert game here] didn't have this either!
 
Apparently every video game character is a cyborg...


...or OP wants to get punched in the face.
 
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