Keeping life intressting?

Ravioli

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I know this will make your brain bleed but its the only way i can put it:

Wake up, crawl to the shower with the bed cover still around me, put the water on, fall asleep, wake up, rushes to take a shower, to tierd to really wash myself so i just wash my hair with shampoo, step out of shower and freeze to death, put some clothes on and fixes hair with 3 strokes of the calm, sits down at computer and surf hl2.net for 10 minutes while eating chocolate, brush teeths, put shoes on and go out, waiting for the bus while freezing to death, get in the bus and shrivel up in my seat and fall asleep, wake up, walks into school, wanting to rape every person who has energy/smiling/happy/loud/laughing/or just talking at all/ (during the morning hours that is...dont these ppl ****ing ever get tired at all?), sit down, take out books, half sleep through the classes, get in an unreasonable argument with the teacher, the rest you know. Go to lunch, come back to class, then take bus back home while sleeping, get home, get on computer:

hl2.net-porn-hl2.net-youtube-hl2.net-news-hl2.net-break-hl2.net-porn-hl2.net-chatting-hl2.net maybe play a game or two-hl2.net-porn-hl2.net-pass out.

4 hours later, wake up and repeat everything from step one.



Does it get more intressting than this? Hopefully, snow is almost here so snowboarding could bring a diversity.
 
You need way more sleep than that. 4 hours is nowhere near enough, man.

And snowboarding is awesome.
 
IF he has a 2 hour bus ride each way, thats a good solid 8 hours :D
 
Keep your eyes open for a girl (or boy whatever floats your boat) you think you can successfully club over the head and drag home.

Certainly keeps like interesting.
 
or end it

or do something that made that lifestyle desirable like cleaning human remains in liberia or irak or any other country trough a civil war
 
I was just gonna say that Eejit. My life has got infinitely better in the last month since I met this girl.

And to be honest, my evenings are pretty much non-events at the moment (weeknights anyway). It's just gonna happen. Try and get a hobby like playing the guitar or appreciation for a specific film genre/director. Also reading helps a lot. I started reading again about the same time I met this girl (probably cause I had more drive in fairness) and it has really fired my imagination and I feel like a kid again.

My life is good. Yours can be too. :cheese:
 
Oh yeah. Harmonica's a good one. Truly the coolest of instruments. Also one of the most portable!
 
4 hours? Weak. I won't accept another post until you've gotten to an hour for every 3 days thing going.



*piercing glare*








...Dozing off! Didn't think so
 
Better than having an interesting life that goes kind've like this:

You wake up, in a relatively new bed, having only been there a few months, rudely awoken by a new alarm. You know that at your interesting job you have flexible hours, so what's the point in getting up right now? That's as far as your brain gets before you fall asleep again. You might wake up half-conscious every other 5 minutes for your regular snooze alarm, but you're going to get up eventually and make the next half an hour a constant rush in showering, eating and getting to work. Pretty typical for anyone. But of course your job's "interesting", which means you're going to be doing something different every day. Something you're not prepared for, that inevitably is over your head. Of course, everyone thinks you're stupid, because they think having been there only 3 months means nothing, and you're expected to know exactly how people have programmed things. You can't complain that you don't know what you're doing, so you start to ask different people for help. You spend the next two hours doing this, no-one being able to help you, in the end resorting to the person who asks you, inevitably doing the job themselves, resorting to them thinking you're a total moron. Completing the first few hours of your day, you trudge down to your randomly picked meal, which will be guaranteed to be an awful concoction of something you once considered nice. Passing the next half an hour with about 8 other people of your age, all from a totally different region of the country, you just sit their fuming at the ignorance, stupidity and totally arse-face of one of the members of the current diners, who will constantly take any good idea you come up with and just spew it back out, taking all the credit leaving you with no originality to call your own. Worst still, he relishes in that, laughing and rubbing it back in your face. You can't do anything, just fume and pent all that rage somewhere.

Going back to your desk after lunch, you sit infront of the project you've been working on for the past few months, taking pride in how its coming along, and yet you know that someone out there has just come along and basically snatched it all away from you. They're having conversations behind your back, discussing important things which you should know without you, and creating (your own) ideas (previously rejected) which you'll have to implement on your own. And of course be critisized for taking so long, even though you encounter several issues which are each no small issue. No-one knows you, no-one understands you, no-one knows what you can do, so you should've seen that the one job you can do best, and so much better than most other people, gets stuck with someone else. One job that you enjoy doing. It's ridiculous and you can't take much more of it.

Social situations aren't that great, because no-one really likes you, and you can never say the right things. But that's ok, because everything's new. Everything's different. And everything's fucking interesting. You feel depressed, alone, and you don't have any girlfriend near you who you can speak of. The only person you might ever consider having a chance with is over two hundred miles away, and as you don't drive, it makes life extremely difficult. While this is going on, the girl, who you happened to have broken up with due to the distance, is having her own life elsewhere, totally seperate from you. It wouldn't be so bad if you'd just spent the past 2 years with her in a close relationship. She doesn't really care too much anymore, and things are just closing in. You constantly think you're going to go crazy, you hate yourself, and you have a million other physical and psychological issues going on. But you can't say anything, because someone will accuse you of attention seeking. Everyone else has the same problems, everyone else feels the same, so why should your opinions ever matter anymore than someone elses? Why should you expect anyone to ever care about anything you have to say or feel? So you keep quite, the hatred, anger and depression just building up. You fear that you're going to go on a killing spree one day or something interesting, but you don't want to mention it because people might think you're overexaggerating.

You want a normal, boring, everyday life where you get so little as some attention from someone, but it's not going to happen, because you're life's too interesting. Too different. Too exciting. Too out-there. Too Fucking Interesting!


Just something so you don't complain about not having an interesting life. Be careful what you wish for. You could be eaten by a porcupine.

Edit: Suicide is an option.
 
Do a Darkside and kill a neighbour?
 
Do something you've never done before.

For instance, read a book.
 

Dude, I'll come visit you when the leg's healed. Sounds like you could use some cheering up.

PS. Ravioli - the most important thing you can do is get some proper sleep. Sleep deprivation means your brain doesn't function properly, and neither does your sanity. It will alter your entire perspective on life if you sleep properly, and then you can take it from there.
 
read a book read a book read a mofuggin book!
 
Play an instrument.

I would go nuts if i had lifestyles like that, thats why Im pushing foward with my band, I also have other alternatives if that doesn't work, like TA, RAF, police force etc.
 
get a turntable,start workin at being a DJ
wouldn't that count as an instrument?
 
Dude, I'll come visit you when the leg's healed. Sounds like you could use some cheering up.

PS. Ravioli - the most important thing you can do is get some proper sleep. Sleep deprivation means your brain doesn't function properly, and neither does your sanity. It will alter your entire perspective on life if you sleep properly, and then you can take it from there.

Dunno if it's just me, but I like being constantly tired.

Granted i'm not as bad as some people, in that I get anywhere from 6-4 hours of sleep a day, but I can still put my head down and class and just doze off.

It's nice to be tired. You don't really care about things as much as you ought to, and you have less restraint in social situations. You say things you want to say, because you're so tired, you don't ****ing care what other people say.

You feel unrestrained, like you can just kick back, chill, and have a nice and real conversation with anybody.

Being tired rules.

I guarantee you that pot or alcohol won't help. At least not as much as some say. Yeah yeah, everybody needs to get out and party every so often, but drugs really aren't as great (and conversely as bad) as everybody makes them out to be.

It feels good to wake up from a stoned slumber to realize you just chilled the day away with friends, but do it with any certainty or predictability, and it loses its charm.

Chill with your friends after school is over. I absolutely abhor having to go straight home after school, and i'm betting it's no different for you.
 
You have Halflife2.net. You have porn. What more do you need?

No, seriously.

Eejit said:
Do a Darkside and kill a neighbour?
I don't think anyone's offended him significantly enough (i.e., stolen a great possession) to kill someone. But maybe some torture for those happy people on the bus?
 
Dunno if it's just me, but I like being constantly tired.

Granted i'm not as bad as some people, in that I get anywhere from 6-4 hours of sleep a day, but I can still put my head down and class and just doze off.

It's nice to be tired. You don't really care about things as much as you ought to, and you have less restraint in social situations. You say things you want to say, because you're so tired, you don't ****ing care what other people say.

You feel unrestrained, like you can just kick back, chill, and have a nice and real conversation with anybody.

Being tired rules.

Dude, if anyone offers you heroin, don't try it lol
 
Play an instrument.

He already plays the skin flute.


Much of your learning is done while you are asleep. FACT. If you only get 4 hours sleep, you won't be able to learn well. Plus sleep deprivation is a great way to die very early. Also, your body can't grow and heal well. Plus you are MUCH more likely to get into arguments, which as you have said, is already a problem.

Your body does best if you go to bed at the same time every day, and wake up at the same time every day. 8 hours is enough, and you probably know this because your body will wake up automatically after about 8 hours, anything less isn't really enough TBH. with 4 hours, you aren't really getting ANY deep sleep - the most important kind.

try some caffeine in the morning. I couldn't get on without it.
 
Your body can adjust to pretty much anything after a few weeks. I went through High School on 6 hours a night and graduated top of my class and won a national athletics title.
 
You're tired because you're depressed. Go and see a doctor, I'm not kidding. Do it for yourself. I've been through it and it's horrible.
 
Depression is a problem made up by democrats, just like post traumatic stress disorder, postpartem depression, and sudden infant deaths.
 
You're tired because you're depressed. Go and see a doctor, I'm not kidding. Do it for yourself. I've been through it and it's horrible.

That has got to be the quickest i've ever seen anybody diagnose depression.

Bravo doc, bravo. Now, could we get a shot of your credentials, just for the papers?
 
You're tired because you're depressed. Go and see a doctor, I'm not kidding. Do it for yourself. I've been through it and it's horrible.
He just said he's only been getting 4 hours of sleep a night. Not to say he isn't depressed, but I'd say he's tired because he just isn't sleeping enough :p

[edit] Also,

Depression is a problem made up by democrats, just like post traumatic stress disorder, postpartem depression, and sudden infant deaths.

Lol'd.
 
How, please elaborate.

You memorize more shit when you go over it in your head before sleeping.

If you study for an exam in the morning and then forget about it for the rest of the day, you won't remember nearly as much as if you study the same amount just before going to sleep.
 
You memorize more shit when you go over it in your head before sleeping.

If you study for an exam in the morning and then forget about it for the rest of the day, you won't remember nearly as much as if you study the same amount just before going to sleep.

But if you don't sleep at all it will all be in your short term memory banks.
 
Only until other stuff pushes what you learned out of your short-term memory. Which is a very short time, anywhere from a few hours to a few minutes.
 
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