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Sorry for the silly post, looking for the thread with the really long joke in about that guy that finds the snake that performs 3 wishes and then runs him over at the end?

I've done as earch and can't find it.
 
http://www.top20fun.com/funny_jokes/5351.html
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.
The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.

As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake.

"Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot- I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you want."

The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like equipment like this here horse I'm riding."

The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house you'll have all three wishes."

The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror.

Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable.

He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted...

"Oh My God... I was riding the MARE!
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EIDT: shit I didnt see the part where you said "looking for a thread" :(
lol uhh..... oops. :E
 
Life could be worse, you could be an egg. You'd only get smashed once, laid once and the only bird that would sit on your face is your mum.
 
What do you call a black man flying a plane?


















A pilot, you racist.
 
That was it, thankyou guys :).

I thought it was Burnzie who posted it, but it wasn't, it was Shens.
 
So adam is in the garden of eden laying in a bed of roses and looking up at the sky. God looks down on him and says, "Adam, i think it's time i create a significant other for you. It will be the most gorgeous thing you have ever seen and it will love you unconditionally. It will live to please you and show nothing but respect towards you. But there's a catch."
Adam, excited, asks god, "what is it?"
God replies, "It will cost you your right arm."

Adam stops and thinks for a minute and then turns up towards god and asks, "well, what can i get for a rib?"
 
Whats the difference between a baby and a rock?......


/old old joke thread lol
 
MarcoPollo said:
I just wasted 45 minuets of my life....

edit: sry bout the double post.
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Me too. I try not to look at it that way. I had nothing better to do. But still I feel like that's an extra 45 minutes that I could have used for something important.
 
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