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Darkside55

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Yes, another MSPaint thread, because we love them so. This time, let's MSPaint terrible anonymous confessions we find on http://grouphug.us. As always, doesn't have to be done in paint, but paint's funner anyway, isn't it?

Here's mine:

430123022 said:
my hookers are late.......

i'm busy on the holidays.

ohhh well star trek is on i'm goin to jack my boner off
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I'm half tempted to post some fake things on that website that will make people's jaw drop in horror.

Great image by the way.
 
One time I flipped off a box of kittens.

Another time, I punched a baby, but he was being a total dick.
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Seriously though, what the hell is that baby's problem? What a goddamn showoff. No wonder there are no parents to speak of.

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Trust Darkside to make this thread :P

I'll do it tomorrow.
 
my boyfriend dumped me over skype, and now he wont talk to me.. everytime i text him or anything, he just tells me to go away, and that he doesnt want me anymore.
so.. its been exactly a week now since i stopped trying to contact him. im all alone out here in Germany on my year abroad, with only 2 months left to go... and he dumps me now.
its so ridiculous, and im so upset. it was getting easier, but all of a sudden i dont seem to be able to deal with it now.
im suddenly so depressed, and overeating, and i cant stop myself. Why hasn't he text me? how can i be that bad a person that I deserve to be treated like this?
i am so sad. so alone. Richard... i hate you for doing this to me... just when things were going so right for me. I can't do my work.. I don't even wanna live right now. You are so cruel.
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I lol'd. I made up thier chat names since she didn't post them.
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318066888 i am a young married mother. This past weekend i got really drunk and had sex with 4 chicks at a party I finally realize i like pussy and tits better then cock. im a lesbian how do i tell my husband
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I like how Picard is in his classic "Oy, what have I done" look. Classic. Possibly even a background picture.

BEST PICTURE EVAR:

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Weee, I have nothing to contribute to this thread whatsoever other than lame photoshop filters! <goes to bed>

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You beat me.

Ah What the hell:
my boyfriend dumped me over skype, and now he wont talk to me.. everytime i text him or anything, he just tells me to go away, and that he doesnt want me anymore.
so.. its been exactly a week now since i stopped trying to contact him. im all alone out here in Germany on my year abroad, with only 2 months left to go... and he dumps me now.
its so ridiculous, and im so upset. it was getting easier, but all of a sudden i dont seem to be able to deal with it now.
im suddenly so depressed, and overeating, and i cant stop myself. Why hasn't he text me? how can i be that bad a person that I deserve to be treated like this?
i am so sad. so alone. Richard... i hate you for doing this to me... just when things were going so right for me. I can't do my work.. I don't even wanna live right now. You are so cruel.
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I hate Paint.

And it was a quickly done up thing.

I had sex with my teacher in her house with her husband there.
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I like the background, it's fiery with passion and red like a Ferrari.
 
That poop one is so disturbing and hilarious. :laugh:
 
He's watching. Like he's getting some enjoyment out of it or something. ... just eating and watching.
 
944311426 said:
My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.
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I call lie on that confession. I've never farted and accidentally pooped. If anything, the event EASES my need to defecate. And if I were ever in any danger of that happening, I certainly would have gone to the bathroom long before.
 
Another drawing:

316905244 I am ugly, I am overweight, I am 18, and I have acne. I am never going to get a boyfriend. I had my first kiss last night from a guy... but he's gay. Go. Me.
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OH GOD at Irksome's...

AND ROFL great drawing at test's.
 
My boyfriend raped a cow. And not just some random fat chick. An actual Farm cow. And I watched. He made me watch.

P.S. It was a male cow.
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THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PAINT, AS THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MALE COW. IT IS CALLED A BULL, PEOPLE.

One time I peed a little while lifting a box at work
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Thank you PSZZZZ for dropping my faith in humanity down another peg.
 
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Once when I was little a small green man took me into a closet and touched my private areas.
 
test has won three times so far in this thread.
 
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