My friend's M3

[xcellerate]

So my friend had an e36 that got rear-ended and totaled...so his dad bought him an e46. For about 5 months I've been trying to drive it, but with no luck...and then today as I'm watching tv I hear a VROOOM from the street.

It sounded mean, and I knew it was nobody who lived on my road, so I rush to my window and look out and see my friend in his m3. We talked for a bit and then there's a lull in the conversation so I say, "...wanna go for a drive or something?" and he goes, "sure." Then he unbuckles his seatbelt and steps out...

 

[Naudian]

I am erect.

 

[theotherguy]

What does he do for a living?

 

[Que-Ever]

What does he do for a living?

Drives hot cars to all the malt shops and picks up girls in poodle skirts.

If that's not living I don't know what is.

 

[xcellerate]

What does he do for a living?

he doesn't do anything, he just happened to be born into a rich family. Which makes it all the more fun for me, because since he doesn't pay for gas, tires, or even maintenance/insurance...he keeps telling me to drive faster or to stop short-shifting it at 6k.

Although, I always drive other's cars slower than my own. I would much rather have them wanting more out of me, then to drive too fast and make them uncomfortable.