Acepilotf14
Sucked so much dick for this title
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John was a guy. He was not an ordinary guy, oh no. He liked cake. Of course, John was allergic to cake. this caused some problems in his social life. his friends would ridicule him, and he got poor grades in school. Of course, this didn't stop him from buying the Orange Box with promises of virtual cake. Near the end of Portal, he saw a picture of a cake, and he went 
. And he rounded the corner.. and then his coomputer crashed and he jumped out a window in his misery and died.
PART 2
Mark was a police officer, he was investigating a suicide. So he was walking around the body when GABE NEWELL came up to him, and said " hey u want penis largement?/" Obviously, Mark was suspicious. So he asked "How much will this penis 'largement' cost me?" And Gabe Newell said, "only 24.99 kthx?" Mark said "'kthx'" Annd bought some, but he hid it from the other police officers as they were shemales and envied his gigantic manpenis. Anyway, MArk went home and popped a pill into his mouth and got the sudden urge to go out and buy every Valve game available, and he forogt about his want for penis largement. So, he took out a mortgage on his house, and bought all the games. And he was happy.
2 weeks latah
Mark's penis had shriveled up but he didn't mind as he was having too much fun playing half life 2.
END
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. And he rounded the corner.. and then his coomputer crashed and he jumped out a window in his misery and died.PART 2
Mark was a police officer, he was investigating a suicide. So he was walking around the body when GABE NEWELL came up to him, and said " hey u want penis largement?/" Obviously, Mark was suspicious. So he asked "How much will this penis 'largement' cost me?" And Gabe Newell said, "only 24.99 kthx?" Mark said "'kthx'" Annd bought some, but he hid it from the other police officers as they were shemales and envied his gigantic manpenis. Anyway, MArk went home and popped a pill into his mouth and got the sudden urge to go out and buy every Valve game available, and he forogt about his want for penis largement. So, he took out a mortgage on his house, and bought all the games. And he was happy.
2 weeks latah
Mark's penis had shriveled up but he didn't mind as he was having too much fun playing half life 2.
END
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