My psych teacher did a google search for "Donkeys Mating" in class today

[MiccyNarc]

...to see what they sounded like. >.<
He never ended up clicking on any of the results.

ITT, discuss what your professors have done

 

[Beerdude26]

My biology teacher teaches about sex, and she's never had any herself. It's very, very creepy to hear someone talk in completely scientific terms at such a calm pace about that subject. D:

 

[zleppelin]

my anatomy teacher almost touched my privates

 

[Dan]

my old chem teacher would tell us about his problems with his ex-wife and his son.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

My old IT teacher used to leave school, on a friday and could be seen completely smashed on the bench by the shops in the evening, still in his suit swearing at kids from the school. He never washed his flaking scalp, or washed his one suit. He knew NOTHING about IT, his solution to fixing a blue screen of death was 'leave the monitor off for a minute'. And he invented the nona-click, clicking 9 times and opening a programme 4 times and being confused. IDIOT.

 

[Que-Ever]

My chem teacher plays poker with students all period long. Or at least when he's not teaching, which he does fairly well.

 

[Dog--]

My old 8th grade teacher owns a poodle and dresses it in a too-too, he had a choice to teach us basketball in gym class or ball-room dancing, he chose ball-room dancing, he's a nudist (I've heard he goes to nudist places), and he's never had sex in his life, because he thinks it's gross, he's adopted 2 kids because of this, and says he's been married for like 20 years.. He's also a big prick.

 

[Boogymanx]

My friend got a 49/100 on his geography exam and the teacher gave this comment: "You'll never get above 50 with an exam like that." I loled.
Also, I don't really have idiot teachers. After reading the dead baby joke thread I said "That deserves a dead baby." to my Chem teacher. I bloody hate spur of the moment things

 

[Krynn72]

metacheda

My Java teacher couldnt pronounce a damn word in English. It was two classes before the class was over before I found out that she was saying "Method Header"

 

[Zephos]

We recently had a new teacher who was Indian, and pronounced her v's as w's and her w's as v's. Of course, she just had to teach English.

So, Vowel turned into Wovel... Verbal turned into Werbal and so forth D:

 

[ríomhaire]

My physics teacher is a ****ing idiot. I cannot describe in words how much of a ****ing fool he is.

 

[Warbie]

My General Studies teacher taught us about anal sex and genital piercing. She said it hurts when a penis goes into your bum because it's designed for thing to come out of it, not in. Funny times

 

[Qonfused]

My Government student-teacher has a coke pinky.

 

[Cormeh]

My chemistry teacher used to blame me for absolutely everything. Someone not done their homework? Me distracting them in class. (wtf?) Experiment gone wrong? I wasn't paying attention. (Not in that experiment group btw).

"You'll never get into uni, amount to anything, be working in a supermarket all your days"

LOL, Structural engineer, good pay, done college, and I aced chemistry.

And it was me that egged your car on muck-up day, Biznitch.

 

[Higlac]

my biology teacher told us about his wife's c-section he said that her "uterus looked like a large rump roast"

 

[[Dragoon]]

My old Science/Driver's Ed teacher taught like 5 subjects each period (poor school--only difference between the classes was which textbook you use), so instead of showing movies that had something to do with one of the subjects on "movie day", he'd show movies that had nothing to do with any of them. Last one I remember seeing was Full Metal Jacket.