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1. Had it not been for the G-man, the Denver Broncos would not have drafted John Elway

2. Tom Cruise has no ties to Black Mesa

3. Xen is a room at the Holiday Inn

4. Gordon is bald

5. G-man is Gordon who is actually David Blane, the magician

6. Seinfeld and HL: Decay follow the same timeline

Discuss...
 
Dalamari said:
1. Had it not been for the G-man, the Denver Broncos would not have drafted John Elway

2. Tom Cruise has no ties to Black Mesa

3. Xen is a room at the Holiday Inn

4. Gordon is bald

5. G-man is Gordon who is actually David Blane, the magician

6. Seinfeld and HL: Decay follow the same timeline

Discuss...
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Some good points, however I found a few inconsistencies.

1. The Denver Broncos drafted John Elway because he was fabulous

2. Black Mesa -> Science -> Scientology -> Tom Cruise. Connected.

3. Xen is a ****ing awesome place don't ****ing diss it. Holiday Inn is ****ing awesome too, **** wad.

4. Gordon has pubic hair. A lot of pubic hair. If he wanted to have head hair, he would just ask a monkey to tie a knot around his cock and then tie it around the end of a bus. Thus not technically bald.

5. The G-Man stands for shut the **** up

6. In episode 23 of Seinfeld, there's an obvious sub-plot which hints at the extermination of the jews during the Civil War.
 
Alexferris said:
Some good points, however I found a few inconsistencies.

1. The Denver Broncos drafted John Elway because he was fabulous

2. Black Mesa -> Science -> Scientology -> Tom Cruise. Connected.

3. Xen is a ****ing awesome place don't ****ing diss it. Holiday Inn is ****ing awesome too, **** wad.

4. Gordon has pubic hair. A lot of pubic hair. If he wanted to have head hair, he would just ask a monkey to tie a knot around his cock and then tie it around the end of a bus. Thus not technically bald.

5. The G-Man stands for shut the **** up

6. In episode 23 of Seinfeld, there's an obvious sub-plot which hints at the extermination of the jews during the Civil War.
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1. WRONG! Although his fabulousness was a factor, had the G-man not told John Denver to kill Superman, the trade would never have happened

2.I almost agree with that, but Scientology is against any form of alien transport

3.I'll diss what I ****ing want to bitch

4.True

5.Only in latin

6. Episode 23 wasn't, but episode 26b was, get your facts straight asshole
 
Dalamari said:
1. WRONG! Although his fabulousness was a factor, had the G-man not told John Denver to kill Superman, the trade would never have happened

2.I almost agree with that, but Scientology is against any form of alien transport

3.I'll diss what I ****ing want to bitch

4.True

5.Only in latin

6. Episode 23 wasn't, but episode 26b was, get your facts straight asshole
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1. Superman doesn't even exist you ****ing idiot.

2. Alien transport relies on lvl 60 paladins with aura vigor equipped

3. **** you ****ing **** **** **** dick **** shit ****

4. False

5. In hebrew it also means "punch the keys for god sake"

6. wow way to be super-anal rententive, super anal retentive man. Seinfeld sucked anyway, but the killing of jews during the revolutionary war is undeniable.
 
Shut the **** up, I'm going to murder your entire family while I have you tied up to a melting pole of hotness, I'm going to staple your eyes open so you can see how many ways I can **** your sister.
 
Yeah, well I invented the ****ing Sin episodes club, and you just got kicked out

I'm gonna beat your mother in the stomach with a bat until she shoots out blood like a broken slurpee machine
 
There is no ****ing sin episodes club you gullible dolt, we only made that so you would feel better about yourself and you wouldn't try to cut yourself when someone called you a failure.
 
Everyone settle down and take a dee...

NO CLUB?!...
 
This is the worst thread ever started at halflife2.net.

Go back to newgrounds.
 
I believe Alyx may be a lesbian with mossman.

And Dog has lewd seckz with the vortigaunts when nobody's looking.
 
xlucidx said:
I believe Alyx may be a lesbian with mossman.

And Dog has lewd seckz with the vortigaunts when nobody's looking.
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To Garry's Mod!
 
this thread wins

# Peanut butter and chocolate spread combo was discovered after the resonance cascade

# Some blame Black Mesa for the fact that the models in Playboy look increasingly alien like. Most simply continue to fap away in silent protest.

# When asked why bullsquids are called bullsquids and gonarchs are called gonarchs, Gabe Newell said that using the real names - vagina face and testicle legs would have discriminated against French people.
 
Here's my own opinion... almost everyone on this thread are either drunk, high, or both. BTW, I don't know about Gonarchs, but bullsquids, and antlions, are real animals.
 
Ive never heard about bullsquids but yes, antlion is a bug.
 
Bullsquids are real squids, named for their overly aggresive nature. Now does anyone Know about Gonarchs?
 
Yeah those names are from real animals. Ok, now back on topic, **** you ****ing **** **** **** dick **** shit ****.
 
Well i though i posted bad spam but.... this is redickless

btw here's cut lines from, HL2

Dr breen: Gordon... i'm your fathers, mothers, best friends former room mate

Gordon: Nooooooooo[/vader]
 
Resurrected for no other purpose than this thread = le funneh. yes.
 
Barney: And if you see Breen, Tell him i said **** you!
 
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