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[carlyftwbaby]

Hi I'm Carly.
OMFG girl.
WOAH THEY EXIST ON NETS?
yish.
I am here to just chill.
So say hi, be nice gentlemen, and women if there are any here!! ~11? Is she here yet?
oh well screw ittt...

itt Halflife ftw.
bahhh if you say Tits or GTFO I will END YOU.

bahaha nice smiley arrangement.
though I have a horrible fear of monkeys.
bahahah


ask me anything.
I might have an answer?


blah yes I am carly.
I am here for the win.
not really, I admit, I phail at life.

bah hi?? <33??

 

[Qonfused]

Uh. You seem like an ADD stricken eight year old. And that turns me on.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Welcome. Also, cocks and bullshit.

Also, I agree Qonfy.

 

[carlyftwbaby]

Yay I am not 8 but.... well I was tested for ADD... ya know... I think the doctors were just trying to be nice when they said negative.

I to love this face my friend Willie "ಠ_ಠ"
I've seen it somewhere before...
An old friend.
on an old forum.
bbahah good memories, thanks <3

so like, 4chan users?!!!? BAHA yay!!!

 

[Danimal]

Forums exploding in 5... 4... 3... 2...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Uh...F*ck.

 

[Qonfused]

Wait. A female on the internet that frequents 4chan.

 

[carlyftwbaby]

caturday only.

eew /r/

 

[Wanted Bob]

Not... good...

 

[carlyftwbaby]

explain o_o

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh **** oh **** oh ****. I...I tried to rape but it's just not working.

 

[Naudian]

It r tarp?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It's a trap.

 

[Wanted Bob]

"It's a trap!!!"

EDIT: Lol willie, at the same time...

 

[carlyftwbaby]

its a lion

 

[Wanted Bob]

Hi I'm Cherry

Fixed.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Pass the marijuana.

 

[Krynn72]

If your a chick, and you hail from 4chan, then ive seen your tits.

(and for the record, rule 1 was already broken in this thread, so i didnt break it)

 

[Adabiviak]

You're certainly off to a running start. Welcome to the forums carly. Just here to chill? I'm dying to know what other forums you frequent.

 

[soulslicer]

i lol at this thread. hey remember, the citadel has prevents ppl from having such thoughts. oh wait, i know someones gonna say it blew already..

 

[Geogaddi]

I'm forced to call a 34 on this one.

 

[Lucid]

>:3

 

[huntingbear]

whoa whoa....wait, what's the topic? did carly simon signup for hl2.net?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

>:3

Jesus Christ it a rion! GET IN DA CAR.

 

[taviow]

da car is not working.

 

[carlyftwbaby]

lol @ rule 34.
bahaha.
no you have NOT seen my tits, I GTFO'd when they told me to haha (kidding).
Anyways...
headcrab?
bahaha?_?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I smell AIDS.

 

[carlyftwbaby]

everyone has AIDS. AIDS AIDS AIDS.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

And so this is the end of our story! And everyone is dead from AIDS! It took from me my best friend. My only true pal. My only bright star. (he died of AIDS) Well I'm gonna march on Washington! Lead the fight and charge the brigades! There's a hero inside of all of us. I'll make them see everyone has AIDS!My father (AIDS!) My sister (AIDS!) My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!) The gays and the straights and the white and the spades! Everyone has AIDS! My grandma and my dog 'ol blue! (AIDS AIDS AIDS) The pope has got it and so do you! (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS) C'mon everybody we got quilting to do! (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS) We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has AIDS!

 

[carlyftwbaby]

omg i <3 u a little.
wow this is a nice limmo
yes now suck my cock.
(i dont have one so... well its funny)

 

[Qonfused]

Holy ****.

I demand a picture of you holding a piece of paper with HL2.net written on it. Shirt optional.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Make it say greetings from the Pacific Ocean.

 

[carlyftwbaby]

Ummm.... okay hang on.
lemme find a camera...
shirt will be thar sry guys.

 

[Qonfused]

Ah well. Gogo camera.

 

[carlyftwbaby]

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n264/carly2_9/H_L_2-1.jpg

no exploiting c.ock-fa.gs

 

[Krynn72]

And so this is the end of our story! And everyone is dead from AIDS! It took from me my best friend. My only true pal. My only bright star. (he died of AIDS) Well I'm gonna march on Washington! Lead the fight and charge the brigades! There's a hero inside of all of us. I'll make them see everyone has AIDS!My father (AIDS!) My sister (AIDS!) My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!) The gays and the straights and the white and the spades! Everyone has AIDS! My grandma and my dog 'ol blue! (AIDS AIDS AIDS) The pope has got it and so do you! (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS) C'mon everybody we got quilting to do! (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS) We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has AIDS!

holy shit, longest willie post ever.

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n264/carly2_9/H_L_2-1.jpg

no exploiting c.ock-fa.gs

First thought was "hey, shes good looking, especially for a possible /b/tard"

Second though was "holy shit, she's a zombie, she can still maneuver with that broken leg."

Third thought was "I'd still hit it"


Oh, and I shall exploit.

 

[Qonfused]

I'd hit it.

 

[Tyguy]

I'd hit it.

with a truck

 

[CyberPitz]

with a truck

with 50 mexicans in the back

 

[Tyguy]

with 50 mexicans in the back

50 legal Mexicans, we all know illegals weigh less....with the starvation and all