New here.

[Faizu]

Hi guys, I am new here. This forum is quite interesting though.

 

[Remus]

Welcome to the nut house There is no escape!!!

 

[The_Great_Walter]

welcome, my friend. praise be to the gordon god for the spawning of a new headcrab...wait a minute...newbies are called scanners now?!?!!? What's WRONG with this place??!

 

[Cole]

Becareful they are watching!!!!







They = crab people.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Craaaaaaaaab Peo-ple.
Craaaaaaaaab Peo-ple.
Craaaaaaaaab Peo-ple.
Craaaaaaaaab Peo-ple.

hi

 

[gorthlink]

Hi guys, I am new here. This forum is quite interesting though.

how do you advance from scanner plz email [email protected]

 

[Azner]

You post more!

Welcome!

 

[Lucid]

Welcome to halfli

 

[G-Dub]

how do you advance from scanner plz email [email protected]

You post more!

Welcome!

...without spamming I might add!

 

[Darkside55]

how do you advance from scanner plz email [email protected]

Don't listen to these other guys telling you it's how much you post. You have to pay a tribute to move up each rank. Nothing short of gold, precious gems, and human blood sacrifice. Just make all of it payable to me and I'll make you a Combine Advisor in no time.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Welcome.

Watch out for the Banimal. It's a man eater. I should also add that there are quite a few nutcases around here.

*twitch*

 

[Acepilotf14]

tollbooth... I hate you for changing your avi.
WELCOME!
DO U MIND IF I BUM-RAPE WITH A BANNANA?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Don't worry...Rapin' Banana Man will be back.

For now, enjoy Newtrino the Atomic Newt!

 

[Que-Ever]

I can't even see it.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

He's the big ugly fire breathing thing on the left.

Nonbelievers!

 

[Darkwolf]

Hmm... he's posted once...

 

[Kula Meenur]

...without spamming I might add!

Yes... don't learn the hard way...

...spamming hurts ur anus... + ur baykuns account...

...soz banimal...

 

[Azner]

And do not use the word "Baykuns" or "Bacons" too much or you will be MILKED

 

[Darkwolf]

Miiiiiiiiilked He Says!!!






D:

EDIT: Pwned by caps restricter...

 

[Acepilotf14]

We either:
A: Scared him away,
Or
B: He went to PHL cause he THINKS its better there. which its not.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Or C........F*ck, what the Hell was C again?

 

[Darkside55]

C: Bullsquids got 'im.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Ah yes, thank you....

Bullsquids got 'im!

 

[Krynn72]

Don't worry...Rapin' Banana Man will be back.

For now, enjoy Newtrino the Atomic Newt!

zomg really?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yes, really.

 

[Krynn72]

aweshens. Because i dont understand your new one.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What is SO GOD DAMN HARD to understand about a giant, mutated newt destroying the Big Ben?

 

[Krynn72]

Well, i supposed i get it... but banana rape kicks the mother lovin shit out of godzilla-wanna-be avatar.

 

[Darkwolf]

He's right.

 

[Faizu]

I am back again, guys! And oh yeah, I was busy doing some of my projects and schoolwork. So, it's been a long time and I have registered as a member for Zombie Master forums.

 

[Darkside55]

Did you bring the gold I asked you for?

 

[Faizu]

What gold? I really don't know since I first came here. Anyway, it's been a long time, but sad thing is, I may be either frequent or seldom visiting this site.

 

[Danimal]

You like Ice Cream.

You like Ice Cream.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Does he Banimal? DOES HE REALLY!? TELL ME!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneoneeleveneleven.