Official HL2.net song

[ComradeBadger]

lol, just thought we shud all try and write sum song lyrics for Hl2.net, lol !!!!!!!

 

[2ltben]

He's dark, with a lisp, and he'll make you want to piss. The G-Man! The G-Man!

 

[Stitch]

Alright take a look,
this ****ing game can be turned into a book,
no, better yet,
Let's turn HalfLife dot Net,
into a place for all to see,
a place for me,
and all of us to be,
strange ignorant freaks,
greasy pathetic geeks,
ones who stain the sheets,
the guys beggin for treats,
at the local store,
right next to the whore!

Gordon ****ing Freeman,
You aint no Heman,
Nor a skeletor,
but a simple old man who's got me bored,
facing aliens by the horde,
don't worry though,
Halflife2.net's got your back
Pull the pin and let it blow,
Because we are ready to attack!

 

[Majestic XII]

Originally posted by Stitch
Alright take a look,
this ****ing game can be turned into a book,
no, better yet,
Let's turn HalfLife dot Net,
into a place for all to see,
a place for me,
and all of us to be,
strange ignorant freaks,
greasy pathetic geeks,
ones who stain the sheets,
the guys beggin for treats,
at the local store,
right next to the whore!

Gordon ****ing Freeman,
You aint no Heman,
Nor a skeletor,
but a simple old man who's got me bored,
facing aliens by the horde,
don't worry though,
Halflife2.net's got your back
Pull the pin and let it blow,
Because we are ready to attack!

Dude....too much free time

 

[pretz]

songs are better without words

 

[Stitch]

Majestic, nah, I just know how to spit. I do a little bit here and there.

 

[SidewinderX]

wow, from 1337 ebonics. whats next, yo?

 

[Stitch]

My world domination!

 

[ComradeBadger]

wow , i never thought ppl wud take this seriously!!

 

[Mackan]

what has this got to do with editing?

 

[CitrusC]

...
*stares*

OH! I updated the page for OES:

http://www.bioproductions.co.uk/shadow

 

[bonanzaguy]

halflife2.net's theme song should obviously be the All Your Base song.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Heres a little something i thought up in my German writing exam, when i was bored at the end! :

O Half Life 2 . net
We worry and we fret
Will Half Life 2 stink like poo
Or will it be
The greatest game of all eternity

lol!!

 

[Sahin]

If you all want, I'll pull out the mic and sing that long song.

 

[bonanzaguy]

for god's sakes no. please no!!


jk
lets hear it :cheers:

 

[ComradeBadger]

lol,every1 gather round the HL2.net campfire, Sahin's gonna sing! :E

 

[CitrusC]

*runs away screaming, with hands over ears*

 

[loque]

where did I put my crowbar ?

 

[ComradeBadger]

"Okay, with my poor sense of rythem, balls pinched, and poor mic quality, I have sung the song.

Is 776kb too big? Prolly, it's a farking .wav. I don't know of any .wav -> .mp3 converters though, so I'm stuck with it.

If anyone can host, e-mail me: [email protected]"

hehehehehehehehe

ne1 want it?
o and btw, Sahin, dont start a new thread!

 

[Sahin]

Eep! Sorry, thought it would be better if I did.

Okay, so who can give t2h host-age?

 

[CitrusC]

Yeah, alright,
email it to me: [email protected] - i'll convert it to .mp3 also.

 

[Sahin]

http://www.bioproductions.co.uk/hl2net.zip

Just don't laugh...

too hard.

Thanks to Sniper for hostage.

 

[CitrusC]

*G*

Hostage has been rescued. *click*

 

[Murray_H]

that made me cringe so much

 

[ComradeBadger]

its sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny well done Sahin!!!!!

 

[Sahin]

Originally posted by Murray_H
that made me cringe so much

Then my mission in life is complete.

 

[2ltben]

[Tune of the Nazi Anthem: http://motlc.wiesenthal.com/text/x32/xr3249.html ]
HL2-Net
The place the geeks flock is here. Headcrabs roam free, except near Gordon Freeman.
People play the game and die and get real pissed off. It's just a game, but newbs don't understand.
People play the game and die and get real pissed off. It's just a game, but newbs don't understand.

 

[SenorDingDong]

It was an April morning when they told us we should go
As I turn to you, you smiled at me
How could we say no?

With all the fun to have, to live the dreams we always had
Oh, the songs to sing, when we at last return again

Sending off a glancing kiss, to those who claim they know
Below the streets that steam and hiss,
The devil's in his hole

Oh to sail away, To sandy lands and other days
Oh to touch the dream, Hides inside and never seen.

Into the sun the south the north, at last the birds have flown
The shackles of commitment fell, In pieces on the ground

Oh to ride the wind, To tread the air above the din
Oh to laugh aloud, Dancing as we fought the crowd

To seek the man whose pointing hand, The giant step unfolds
With guidance from the curving path, That churns up into stone

If one bell should ring, in celebration for a king
So fast the heart should beat, As proud the head with heavy feet.

Days went by when you and I, bathed in eternal summers glow
As far away and distant, Our mutual child did grow

Oh the sweet refrain, Soothes the soul and calms the pain
Oh Albion remains, sleeping now to rise again

Wandering & wandering, What place to rest the search
The mighty arms of Atlas, Hold the heavens from the earth

The mighty arms of Atlas, Hold the heavens from the earth
From the earth...

I know the way, know the way, know the way, know the way (X2)

Oh the mighty arms of Atlas, Hold the heavens from the earth.



Oh wait a minute, these arent the Led Zeppelin forums...

 

[CitrusC]

hmm, I was reading that thinking 'hang on, whats this got to do with HL2?'

Good job you put the msg at the bottom :cheese: