One last ride ..FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

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Rather than display a Puerto Rican shooting victim's body in a boring casket for the wake, morticians at one San Juan funeral home presented the corpse on the man's Honda motorcycle.

Just because David Morales Colón is dead doesn't mean he can't also be stylish. According to Primera Hora, the 22-year-old Puerto Rican man was murdered in his San Juan neighborhood last Thursday. As a tribute to the young man, the Marin Funeral Home treated the body and then dressed him up in his typical riding outfit complete with helmet on top of the Honda CBR600 F4 the man's uncle had given to him

awesome/creepy. there's also a video:

http://jalopnik.com/5526411/funeral-home-displays-shooting-victim-on-motorcycle-for-wake
 
I wonder if he'll be in the exact same form if you pull him off the bike.
 
That's fkn Badass. I want this to happen to me.

Granted, who's going to want to buy a car that had a dead guy sitting in it for like 4 hours?
 
Thats ****ing weird bros. Not awesome, not badass... just sick.

Now if he was posed on a stage as if he were rocking out on an electric guitar, that would be a different story.
 
Thats ****ing weird bros. Not awesome, not badass... just sick.

Now if he was posed on a stage as if he were rocking out on an electric guitar, that would be a different story.

I want to be banging a dead chick when I die, and since Rigor Mortis sets in, it could be feasible
 
At least it's cheaper than a wooden box.
 
That was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.
 
Had it all been done up with a background, suit, and cycle like this only then could it be truly badass.

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that's pretty cool...

but is it as cool as this?

That is cool.

I long wished to be fed to the worms. Put in a thin pine box that would rot and feet the soil.

But I recently wondered if I would rather be buried at the ocean to become fish food.

Well, either way, I'm sure as hell not going in a sealed casket or being cremated. What a waste of nutrients.

Oh and, Destroy Centaur

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