Ow! It hurts where I Pee!

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I thought it would be rather amusing to hear some of those little things people managed to do to them selves and gone "ow! It hurts where I Pee!" after :P

For example!
-Catching the end of your wee man in your flys after going for a slash
-Standing in front of the sink in dressing gown brush teeth and he falls out the gap between and pokes against the cold sink! I frigging hate that. It stays cold for frigging ages!
 
Man I read this and fully expected to be reading about how you caught an STI.
 
I was hoping you'd post picture of your willy leaking red lubricants but this will do.

I zipped the head of my pecker up at school one day, turned perple and blackish after a while.
 
When I drank an entire cup of broken glass for fun.

No kidding, don't do that kids.


Hurts when you pee with an erection though!
 
Being on the receiveing end of bad blowjobs/handjobs from clueless virgins is one way to get some real penis-related pain.
 
They can't be that bad...

Oh, and Virginess would make up for it :D
 
When you're either shitfaced or ratarsed (or both), you don't really feel the pain (just the pleasure). It's the next morning when you wake up with friction burns and raw skin that you really feel it.
 
When I doused my body in gasoline and then proceeded to engulf myself in flames.

I wasn't wearing enough layers, and well, it burnt.

Bad.
 
Phobie said:
Man I read this and fully expected to be reading about how you caught an STI.
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STI?

Sexually Transmitted Infection?

No... I'm afraid it's more serious than that dear.




Sexually Transmitted DISEASE
 
The preferred term is actually STI these days.
 
Baal said:
The preferred term is actually STI these days.
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Yeah, so people can console themselves with the fact that, "Hey, it's only an infection."


DISEASE
 
Subaru Tecnica International

... ?

I wish I had an STi.

A 22b STi.
 
Old and they all died. If i were to see any of those people in real life i would kill them without anything thought. Just like breathing but easier. Wasting air.
 
sorry bout the size, but the actual word is VD
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^^ I loled

I came to the conclusion that it was changed to STI because people where getting confused with speed/time/distance triangles.
 
Whilst on holiday in Jamaica my brother managed to get his foreskin caught in his fly. Long story short, we had to call some Canadian doctor out (who's resemblance to Gordon Freeman was uncanny) to alleviate his embarrassingly painful situation. Doc's solution? To yank the zip downwards as hard and as fast as he could.

I had to go for a stroll along the beach at that point, I swear I could hear my brother yelp. Many a lulz were had afterwards!
 
I've never had an STD. Wonder what it's like.
 
I think most of us probably never have. At least I hope so, I like to think of hl2.net as fairly sensible people.

...Hoping....hoping...

For the record nor have I. I'm not that ****ing stupid.
 
Phobie has STIs...?

Sexually Transmitted Implants
 
I've been pregnant once or twice. Nothing major.
 
Oh cool. I was pregnant this one time, too!
 
Wanna go claim benefits and get a free council flat somewhere?
 
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