Ow! It hurts where I Pee!

[bbson john]

I've been pregnant once or twice. Nothing major.

Can I impregnate you for this time?

 

[Druckles]

I'm free, if you want.

Just kindly step inside this booth, sir.

 

[Pesmerga]

Isn't it maternity leave?

 

[Phobie]

Isn't it maternity leave?

Paternity leave is for daddies!

 

[Pulse]

Isn't it maternity leave?

Have you not seen Junior?

 

[Pesmerga]

Oh, right. Matriarch, patriarch...

 

[Krynn72]

I piss out my kidney stones once a week..

 

[Pesmerga]

I piss out my kidneys once a week..

 

[Insano]

I piss once a week.

 

[Steven]

I piss out my piss once a week..

 

[Shamrock]

I piss out my kidney's piss once a week..

 

[Pulse]

I piss out my week once every kidney..

 

[Krynn72]

I piss from my kidney once every week.

 

[Shamrock]

We are done.

Lets get back on topic.

I'll start out.

Penis.

 

[Pesmerga]

We are done.

Lets get back on penis.

I'll start out.

Topic.

 

[Steven]

We are done.

Lets get back on topic.

I'll start out.

Piss.

 

[taviow]

We are done.

Lets get back on piss.

I'll start out.

Dick.

 

[soulslicer]

Singapore Piss fact of the day:

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/08/17/pisspowered-battery.html

 

[Druckles]

Only in Singapore

 

[Krynn72]

Only in Singapore's piss.

 

[Shamrock]

Only in Singapore's kidneys.

 

[Asuka]

LMFAO! @ Page 4

 

[Shamrock]

LMFAO! @ Penis 4

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

LMFAO! @ 4 Sneaky snakes

 

[Darkside55]

I've been having blood in my pee lately. It's rather disconcerting.

But it isn't enough to warrant me actually doing anything about it yet.

 

[Phobie]

Wait


Are you serious?

 

[Darkside55]

Yes.

Aren't I always serious? But this time I'm seriously serious.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

He's serial. Super serial.

 

[Phobie]

Go to the doctor. If you have any blood in your urine it's enough to need an appointment.

 

[Vegeta897]

It's perfectly normal for a girl your ag- ... er... nvm.

 

[Darkside55]

See, it's probably nothing so bad. It's minor hematuria so it likely isn't in my kidneys. And getting a checkup and tests are costly. I might do it, but if it's just something like a urethral cut and I spent all that money that I don't really have, man...

But thanks for the concern. I rather appreciate that.

 

[Phobie]

God dammit America.

****ing health care costs.

 

[Vegeta897]

Yeah I bet your implants cost next to nothing.

 

[Darkside55]

Damn free implants!

 

[Raziaar]

I've been having blood in my pee lately. It's rather disconcerting.

But it isn't enough to warrant me actually doing anything about it yet.

I have had blood in my ejaculate before. :|

It was all preceded for about 2 years that I have had groin pains, that really hurt. But when I went to go see the doctor, just just cupped my testicles in his hands and examined them and said there was nothing wrong. Probably just an infection he said. He gave me prescription for anti inflammatory and that was it.

It didn't go away. The blood came later. And my sexual drive has been almost like fading all that time.

****ing American health care system.

 

[Phobie]

Man. I can't tell if you guys are serious half the time, but that seems fairly serious.

I can't believe your shitty health care system.

 

[Raziaar]

Man. I can't tell if you guys are serious half the time, but that seems fairly serious.

I can't believe your shitty health care system.

I don't usually joke about these things.

 

[Vegeta897]

Dancing cows are very serious.

 

[Stormy]

Maybe the health care system sucks but at least you can all have guns!

 

[Phobie]

Maybe the health care system sucks but at least you can all have guns!

OH thank God. Americans can carry weapons but they are all ****ed if they get ill.

The world is safe once more.