Pasta Block for lunch

[Krynn72]

I tried eating this:

But I couldnt eat it all so I had about a quarter of it left:

 

[Smoke]

How can you fail at cooking that?

 

[-Psy-]

Braiiiiiiiiiins.

 

[CyberPitz]

That looks like a bundle of maggots...

 

[CptStern]

what happened? you're supposed to separate the noodles before putting them in water

 

[Smoke]

what happened? you're supposed to separate the noodles before putting them in water

No.

Pour boiling water over the noodles to soften them up a bit, then put whatever flavouring came with it in the water, and pop it in the microwave.

Sorted.

 

[-Psy-]

Krynn please say your drunk else I fear for your sensibility.

 

[CptStern]

No.

Pour boiling water over the noodles to soften them up a bit, then put whatever flavouring came with it in the water, and pop it in the microwave.

Sorted.

I hear that's how they do it in italy


"pasta with flavouring, now that's a spicy meat-a-ball!!"

 

[mindless_moder]

you need to boil it , strain it and then pour pasta sauce over it. how on earth did you manage to make a pasta block ?

@smoke:erm thats noodles not pasta.

 

[Evo]

What on earth have i just witnessed?

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Braiiiiiiiiiins.

Hahaha, that's the first thing I thought of.

 

[Krynn72]

You can experience my fine cookery as I do my "Pasta Block Tour" at many of your local restaurants world wide. Tickets start at $95.99 and are available at ticketmaster.com. Prices subject to change.

 

[Darkside55]

I can actually admire that block. It's...unique. Add some stuff to it to make it a bit more appetizing than just plain noodles, and I can see it catching on.

 

[Smoke]

@smoke:erm thats noodles not pasta.

Trust me, it works with both, I`ve had enough crappy fast food to know what I`m talking about.

 

[mindless_moder]

pasta doesnt come with a packet of flavouring. you need to make a pasta sauce either warm it up from a can or make it from scratch, you probably had pasta soup or something like that.

 

[Smoke]

It does here.

 

[mindless_moder]

noodles != pasta.

 

[Krynn72]

Uh oh, Krynns making more pasta tonight!

 

[mindless_moder]

rAmen ... remember to sacrifice the first noodle as homage to our noodly father who has provided for you through the sauciness of his balls.

 

[Beerdude26]

our noodly father who has provided for you through the sauciness of his balls.

I've got a feeling you're referring to CptStern

Also, weirdest off-topic thread in history.

 

[mindless_moder]

CptStern ???? BLASPHEMY , I'm referring to none other than FSM our heavenly father and the bounty of his gloriously endowed meat balls.

 

[Crushenator 500]

I'm guessing that was pre-cooked pasta you had stored in a tub in the fridge then microwaved?

That's how iv'e managed to make pasta block before, not as severe though, just some clumped together like that in with the rest of it

 

[DreamThrall]

I'm guessing that was pre-cooked pasta you had stored in a tub in the fridge then microwaved?

That's how iv'e managed to make pasta block before, not as severe though, just some clumped together like that in with the rest of it

Yeah, that appears to have a very distinct tupperware shape.

 

[Krynn72]

I'm guessing that was pre-cooked pasta you had stored in a tub in the fridge then microwaved?

That's how iv'e managed to make pasta block before, not as severe though, just some clumped together like that in with the rest of it

Yeah, that appears to have a very distinct tupperware shape.

Winnars!

 

[noQ]

Damn, I'm so hungry. Craving for tupperware pasta block...

 

[cheddarrr]

pasta is made of phail unless it has tons of mean and sause in it!!

 

[noQ]

True, this also yummy.

 

[Krynn72]

An egg?

 

[The Monkey]

what happened? you're supposed to separate the noodles before putting them in water

Looks more like macaroni than noodles to be.

Krynn, you fail at cooking.

 

[-Psy-]

Be a chef.