President Bush to Visit my Home Town!

Quick! Go buy a sniper rifle! you can save the world!
 
Ask him if he figured out the mistakes he made, he hasn't been able to give a clear reply every time someone asks him. Maybe you'll have better luck. :rolleyes:
 
Quick! Go buy a sniper rifle! you can save the world!

I was going to post just a picture of a rifle at first... but then I remembered: HL2.net doesn't allow visual linkage!
 
Invite him round for something important to discuss and kick him in the balls ;)

Or just protest.

Whichever one hurts less.
 
MaxiKana said:
Quick! Go buy a sniper rifle! you can save the world!

ROFL when i saw the topic this was exactly what i would say...but you beat me to it :)
 
there's a peace rally in Ottawa next week when bush plans to visit our capital ...thousands of people will be there to protest Bush's foreign policies. Actually there's peace rallies in every stop of bush's visit to canada.
 
Thats a coincidence...

All those peace rallies should get together, and then maybe they won't just be peace rallies, but instead will be....a whole rally! :O
 
i hope he jumps off air force one, poops on canada, and leaves. serves you hippies right.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Thats a coincidence...

All those peace rallies should get together, and then maybe they won't just be peace rallies, but instead will be....a whole rally! :O


*rimshot*


i said SHOT not JOB you sick bastards
 
gh0st said:
i hope he jumps off air force one, poops on canada, and leaves. serves you hippies right.
Yeah!! And then we take him to portugal!
 
Bush actually visited my town in Ohio. (The city of Westlake)

This was a couple of weeks before the election...

It was pretty neat. They sent a notice to all the houses surrounding the area, saying that if their snipers (Scattered in trees and stuff, fun to spot them) saw you upstairs, (Like through a window) they would shoot you without delay.

Scary... But necessary.

(Oh, and my sister and her team performed flag-twirling as part of the whole shibang. (sp?)
 
Man next time a foreign head of state visits my hometown, ill be sure that is the first thing that comes to mind! :rolleyes:

You guys are sick.
 
Back during the election, Kerry visitted my town, which is pretty conservative, and got protested :P
 
Kangy said:
Invite him round for something important to discuss and kick him in the balls ;)

before the foot would make contact with the balls, a bodyguard would dive and put his own balls in the way. so that wouldnt solve anything... ;)
 
Suicide42 said:
before the foot would make contact with the balls, a bodyguard would dive and put his own balls in the way. so that wouldnt solve anything... ;)


I can imagine it now...repeatedly trying to kick him in the balls, only to have bodyguards, one after another, taking the kicks.
 
Hey, have fun with that. He came to Baton Rouge a couple of years ago to do the commencement address for LSU and we couldn't even get on the interstate for like 4 hours. It was ridiculous.
 
Kangy said:
Invite him round for something important to discuss and kick him in the balls ;)

Or just protest.

Whichever one hurts less.

hahahahahah!!! best advice yet!!
 
gh0st said:
i hope he jumps off air force one, poops on canada, and leaves. serves you hippies right.
I am deeply offended. Hippies in Canada are nothing compared to the past hippies of SF and Berkeley. Shame on you for leaving us out in your gross generalization.
Shame on you! :|

Man next time a foreign head of state visits my hometown, ill be sure that is the first thing that comes to mind!
But they won't deserve it! Why should it be the first that comes to your mind?
How utterly rude! You should welcome any foreign head of state to America with cherubic choruses and flower petals falling from the sky. Invocations to cow deities and virginal sacrifices shall be made!!


Or not.
 
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