Priest gets closer to god: Balloon ride to heaven

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is it coincidental that I'm listening to that song "nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey goodbye" as I write this? I think it's divine intervention

SAO PAULO, Brazil - A Roman Catholic priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons was missing Monday off the southern coast of Brazil.

Rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats were searching off the coast of Santa Catarina state, where pieces of balloons were found.

Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli lifted off from the port city of Paranagua on Sunday afternoon, wearing a helmet, thermal suit and a parachute.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24244282/

ok probably not appropriate but this story just begs the question: WHERE"S YOUR MESSIAH NOW???


up up and away in my beautiful balloon!
 
so he's basically out there right now floating in the water or dead...
 
he's with the angels ..or fishes, take your pick
 
When Ayrton Senna won his first F1 World Title he claimed to see God.

True story.
 
It doesn't seem to be religiously motivated, so I don't quite get the title.
 
if that were true I'd have been struck by lightning on more than one occasion
 
actually, it's sad to say but I think alot of priests have you beat stern, unless you...ya know, like little boys
 
wearing a helmet, thermal suit and a parachute.
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Looks like he's well equipped for a descent into Hell, not Heaven.

EDIT: Oh wait... Thermal suit is like a dry suit for water huh?

LOL I feel like an idiot... I was thinking one of those suits volcanologist wear. ROFL.

****. My funny is ruined.
 
Tyguy said:
actually, it's sad to say but I think alot of priests have you beat stern, unless you...ya know, like little boys
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ya but they work for the Lord ..I think that's one of his perks
 
Raziaar said:
Looks like he's well equipped for a descent into Hell, not Heaven.

EDIT: Oh wait... Thermal suit is like a dry suit for water huh?

LOL I feel like an idiot... I was thinking one of those suits volcanologist wear. ROFL.

****. My funny is ruined.
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Its ok, I still lol'd.

I can just imagine him getting higher and higher and god sees him coming close. God looks away as if he never saw the priest, and a random lightning bolt hits all his balloons.
 
imagine his surprise when instead of reaching the pearly gates, he reached an altitude in which he suffered from lack of oxygen and hypothermia ..after that it was all downhill
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Death is funny when it happens to priests :D



:D
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Though I agree the guy is a lunatic and I don't like catholic priests, I don't find their deaths funny. On the contrary, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.












































I want all my enemies alive and healthy so they can watch my victories.
 
Sounds like a new story for the Darwin awards.
 
It was for fund raising, I feel really sorry for him...
 
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