So, about Stern...

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Once the world has ended, and looters enter the house of CptStern in search for food what will they find?

A stern old dead man chained to his PC due to an S&M thingy with his wife gone wrong? A superintelligent AI? A ninja? A hundred thousend monkeys with a hunder thousend PCs? A scorpion that hovars without flapping?

Post your theories.
 
i dont get it....did something happen to Cptstern? did i miss something?
 
He has always been. Cptstern is but his latest avatar.
 
Robert- said:
They'll find Gordon Freeman.
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No, they'll find G-Man.

Wtf am I talking about.. IT'S THE SAME PERSON!!! OMG!!


ahem.


They'll find a nuke. With stern riding it.
 
your post confused me; I thought bleh was a clickable link. You tricked me effectively! :O
 
they'll find a small packet of doritos surrounded by sharks with a neon sign that says COME ABOARD THE GANDHI BUS

two quivering old men will then drive past in rubber suits whilst aiming their penises at a small shrub

'this is a disturbing universe indeed'
 
They will find a man that really doesn't like me
 
Doppelgofer said:
they'll find a small packet of doritos surrounded by sharks with a neon sign that says COME ABOARD THE GANDHI BUS

two quivering old men will then drive past in rubber suits whilst aiming their penises at a small shrub

'this is a disturbing universe indeed'
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you are my world
 
if I COULD WINK AT YOU i would

i don't like using the power of emoticons though
 
..says the guy with an emoticon as his avatar..

Your just racist!

..

*runs*
 
He merged his AI with Helios.

What?
 
They won't be able to get within 20 feet of him without their minds crumbling to dust.
 
you would find a small spherical cove with news paper articles glued to every inch of every wall , 6 printers continuously printing out additional references and a server that is solely dedicated to indexing news articles.

edit: thats IF you can win the political debate required to get inside.
edit2: where is stern anywho :S ?
 
Nothing. Nothing at all...just Munro....
 
Stern is just the Politics forum becoming sentient. Every day it adapts a little bit more.

You'd find a terminal with two monitors: one on the Half-Life 2 forums and the other combing news sites.
 
...teenage japanese sex-slaves and a room dedicated to Hello Kitty.
 
Automated defence systems with 20mm machine cannons.



That or Darkside's idea. :p
 
He got in the AoC beta, so you'll probably never see him again. Ever. So be nice and say goodbye.
 
They will take one look inside, then shout:




It's a trap!
 
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