Some bad idea, but im bored!

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Well im bored so i figured i would write some stuff that is very old n very boring to read, so here it goes..
G-Man
could stand for
Gordon-Freeman, im sure everyone has thought of that one time or another.
My stupid theory that i barley believe:
--Gman was gordon freeman at one point but then eventually grew old and never one and hide and the combine owned the world, he figured out how to go back in time he tried a bunch of things like, sabtojing(however u spell that) the experiment etc, eventually he decided to become an employ to the "BOSS(Or Administrators)". Now he dedcided to let the experiments go but help gordon, and fix where he went wrong....

Next Stupid Theory!
--Also Dr.Breen or whatever guy that was an adminstartor to black mesa could infact be trying to help gordon(The dude that says "It's Safter here".... How? Maybe the combine are forcing him to do such things and he uses GMAN as a contact to get to you..

Next Stupid Theory!
--The administrators, the combine, XEN, you, and gman are just microscopic things compared to whats really happening, and the real war that is coming.

Next Stupid Theory!
--Gordon finds a nuke, evacuates the city, nukes the city, has a baby with alyx, cheats on her and it becomes The SIMs 3: Half-Life!

Next Stupid Theory!
--HL2 is all about Alyx's Robot Dog thingy and thats who you really play! They say you play a person named "Gordon", but since you can see yourself or anything you only think your playing this "Gordon" person.



Any stupid theory here is copyrighted by me, and if any are true then all who reads this will give me $10.00. Stupid-Theories-By-Minerel-Incorperated. All Rights Reserved.
 
Next Stupid Theory!
--This is a dumb thread!
 
Next Stupid Theory!
--Ima Stupid!

add damnit, what am i saying..thats no theory..
 
Stupid theory
-Gman stands for "Gay" man and all the events in HL 1 and 2 are all a plot to get Gordon Freeman in the sack
 
Stupid theory: THe gman is an alien from New Jersey, and he wnats to do stuff somehow.
 
I think gman is just a name personally, standing for nothing because its just an assumption of people saying that, because thats what they think.

But yes, your theorys are stupid
 
Hmm, I can see where this is going:
A 30 reply thread full of spam...

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