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German men are the world's worst lovers, according to a poll of 10,000 women travellers.

They are branded selfish in bed while second-placed Swedes are too quick.

Third are the "too rough" Dutch, followed by "too dominant Americans, "soppy" Welshmen and "too loud" Scots.

Englishmen were voted 10th worst for being too chubby. Turks were sweaty, Greeks smelly and Russians hairy.

Women from 50 countries were quizzed on social networking site WAYN.com.

Spokesman Peter Ward said: "Who would have thought Welshmen were better lovers than Swedes? But I would remind girls, it takes two to tango."

Italian men were voted best lovers followed by males from France, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, Spain, Denmark, New Zealand, Brazil and Canada.
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Link to article:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2633681.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
 
YAY I'm represented TWICE on the "best lover" list: canada and Spain .....btw you all suck in bed, except people from France, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, Spain, Denmark, New Zealand, Brazil and Canada.
 
pfft lies...

its not that we come to early... its the women who is so hot and good that it MAKES us come early......YEAH!
 
Ravioli said:
pfft lies...

its not that we come to early... its the women who is so hot and good that it MAKES us come early......YEAH!
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This.

Don't blame us because your women are so ugly that you have to imagine supermodels every time you have sex.
 
Rest of the world just got played by Ravioli and Monkey lol
 
probably explains why there's a low birth rate

ack, Gunther, not again! I'm never getting pregnant at this rate ..perhaps I should find a canadian to do what you seem uncapable of


;)
 
I'm not offended as an American; I'd take being dominant over being good any day.

SUCK MY COCK BITCH, I'M AN AMERICAN!
 
Ravioli said:
pfft lies...

its not that we come to early... its the women who is so hot and good that it MAKES us come early......YEAH!
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This.


I'm Ukranian, but i've been in Aussie since i was 11 so i'm gonna count for both.
 
Damn straight.

Then again, we do get a lot of practice.
 
Bad Hat: you need to clarify that statement ...I mean New Zealand is known for sheep farming ............


:O


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
' "soppy" Welshmen'
lol'ed, that's probably really true.
 
Aye, I have an entire joke book about New Zealand and their... dedication to their sheep.
 
Really, Spain being high on the list?
Knowing a lot of Spaniards and having visited Spain quite a bit I would have thought they'd have the same problem as Americans.
 
Eejit said:
Really, Spain being high on the list?
Knowing a lot of Spaniards and having visited Spain quite a bit I would have thought they'd have the same problem as Americans.
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you've made love to men from spain? how come I didnt get the memo? oh and I'm surprised Ireland is on that list..you'd think they'd be too drunk to perform :E ;)

/below the belt nationalism
 
CptStern said:
you've made love to men from spain? how come I didnt get the memo? oh and I'm surprised Ireland is on that list..you'd think they'd be too drunk to perform :E ;)

/below the belt nationalism
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You'd think.
And yes. I'll always remember the look in Pablo's eyes at the far side of the daisy-chain as we both reached climax at once...
 
How can you criticise the Scots for being too loud? You bitches should be impressed - it takes a real man to play the bagpipes whilst we're ****ing you.
 
:laugh:

But really, who's betting this article isn't at least a little slanted by common perceptions of romance from culture to culture? We all know that french and italian people are sexy, don't we? Everyone knows that. I think there's bound to be an element of stereotyping here: when women are asked who they think the best lovers are, more than a few of them are going to be swayed by the myth and hearsay that constitutes about half of our perception. They're going to give an answer that is more based in fantasy than reality.

No, I'm not just bitter because I am a brit and, indeed, slightly too chubby.

There's probably some truth in the poll!
 
Eejit said:
You'd think.
And yes. I'll always remember the look in Pablo's eyes at the far side of the daisy-chain as we both reached climax at once...
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why wait for Pablo? ...I'm from spain :naughty:


oh and I dont want to know how or why two gay men can climax at the same time while gazing in each other's eyes. seems to me it would lead to neck strain in at least one of the participants

:x
 
CptStern said:
why wait for Pablo? ...my parents are from spain :naughty:


oh and I dont want to know how or why two gay men can climax at the same time while gazing in each other's eyes. seems to me it would lead to neck strain in at least one of the participants

:x
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Like I said - he was at the far side of the daisy-chain. :frog:
 
Sulkdodds said:
:laugh:

But really, who's betting this article isn't at least a little slanted by common perceptions of romance from culture to culture? We all know that french and italian people are sexy, don't we? Everyone knows that. I think there's bound to be an element of stereotyping here: when women are asked who they think the best lovers are, more than a few of them are going to be swayed by the myth and hearsay that constitutes about half of our perception. They're going to give an answer that is more based in fantasy than reality.

No, I'm not just bitter because I am a brit and, indeed, slightly too chubby.

There's probably some truth in the poll!
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not too mention they couldnt all have visited every country so opinions may be a bit one sided


Eejit said:
Like I said - he was at the far side of the daisy-chain. :frog:
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that's one mental image no amount of alcohol will ever be able to erase

:x
 
Soppy? What the hell do they mean soppy?!
 
Soppy could mean like ewwy gooey romancey "your eyes are like oceans in space" etc.
 
Me and Evo talk dirty to our girlfriends. Well Evo does, I don't have a microphone.
 
CptStern said:
Bad Hat: you need to clarify that statement ...I mean New Zealand is known for sheep farming ............


:O


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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That's the joke.

Seriously, like 2-3 million women and 50 million sheep. Myth, or statistical certainty?
 
"too loud" Scots.
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Ironic considering I don't really make a habit of making much noise during sex myself (I prefer letting the girl make the noise, man a woman in ecstasy, jesus it really turns me on....)

Unreliable survey is unreliable?.


Rape is our national pastime.
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After unfairly matched war. :laugh:
 
Italian men best lovers? Of course we are. :) You guys suck. :D
 
aliens are all about anal probing ..the poll specifically asked women; everyone knows anal probing is only a violation to heterosexual menz (or ones that secretly enjoy probing of their anus)
 
I'm with Ravioli and Monkey on this one! Not that I have a problem or anything, I can handle the sexyness! :shiftyeyes:
 
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