Tch, Tch, Tch...Poor Alyx

[Blackwood550]

You know what happens when your battery goes out...she says that Kliner needs to put in a new battery...Near the troop train she comes up with the word ZOMBINE...please...next she breathes heavily behind your back (i thought it was a zombie at first)

I notice my battery's dieing so i shut it off...(this was unexpected) she starts taking really deep breaths...if you walk around you hear..."Where are you?!?!"..."GORDON?"..."What's that?"...as if she's really scared and all that crap. I think she needs to rethink her life abit...that and get nightvision goggles...cos i'm gonna drop her off in ravenholm after lowlife (yes all she'll have is the gravity gun)

The other part is that it is funny when you cut the light and wait till a zombie is within "humping" range...she'll flip out and spray like hell.

 

[Link]

Wow, your sig isn't 4 times bigger than the limit...

 

[Blackwood550]

I'm working on it though...

(Drops alyx off in ravenholm)

Gordon: "Have fun and play nicely with the zombies...i be back from Wal-Mart in an hour"

Alyx: "Damn you! I don't believe this!"