Teammates Say Funny Things

[KoryME]

Near the beginning of the Anticitizen One chapter you are given four teammates to command. If you look at one and hit the use key (e) they will say something funny. Shortly after another teammate will give a seemingly random reply.

Some of the funny ones I've heard are:

When we get out of here, I'm going to mate.
That more information than I needed.

Lately... I've been dreaming of cheese.
Let's focus on the task at hand.

I remember a time when all I wanted to do is sell insurance.
I wish I had a dime everytime I heard that.

I've had this tune in my head (starts whistling).
What am I supposed to do about it?

I continued clicking them for at least two minutes and they continued to say different things. Post some of the funny things you've heard.

 

[.pix]

yeah i like the 'mate' one-took me by surprise.

It is relvant to the story tho. the combine's regime has stopped all human 'sex scenes' in the game. the combine are ESRB. :rolling:

 

[AJ Rimmer]

This one I thought was real raw:
Man: They're sure aren't gonna turn me into a stalker.
Woman medic: You never know...

 

[porus]

rebel: "ive got this tune stuck in my head"
me: "i bet a bullet can get it out for ya"
*me pops one in her head right there. no more tune.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Has anyone tried identifying that tune?

 

[ALpha(N0va)]

on these comments i have to say halo2 ai talk is better, one that made me wet my pants was when a marrine yelled out :
OK EVERY ONE BACK TO MY PLACE FOR PIE :afro:

 

[DevgruSeal]

on these comments i have to say halo2 ai talk is better, one that made me wet my pants was when a marrine yelled out :
OK EVERY ONE BACK TO MY PLACE FOR PIE :afro:

Okay. Despite the fact that this is a Half-Life 2 thread...

Those are some pretty good quotes....I'll have to try that sometime...I never tried that...

 

[PvtRyan]

Yeah that "I'm gonna mate" one is the best, especially if some girl says it with a very serious look on her face