Tell Me Something AMAZING!

[JBails]

Im sat here doing tonnes of homework I neglected to do over half term...Im bored out of my skull...HELP ME!

 

[<RJMC>]

cut your balls and put them inside a blender and press the buttom

 

[Kamikazie]

Make sure to add some salt, for magically delicious Salty Balls!

 

[Emporius]

The barnacle has the largest penis in scale to it's body of any animal

 

[Pulse]

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to Beaver."

 

[Sheepo]

Barack Obama intends to eat your children.

 

[MJ12]

Listen to music and get your work done man.

 

[Calhoun]

Im sat here doing tonnes of homework I neglected to do over half term...Im bored out of my skull...HELP ME!

The homework isn't going to be useful to you later in life, so don't worry about it.

Yeah. I thought that was an amazing fact.

 

[Dekstar]

A man's erect penis is the size of 2 of his thumbs from knuckle to tip.

Apparently.

 

[Blackthorn]

A man's erect penis is the size of 2 of his thumbs from knuckle to tip.

Apparently.

I can confirm this is not true.

 

[MJ12]

Did you know the Female Bedbug has no "vaginal opening", thus the Male Bedbug actually "drills" it with it's "penis", tis true.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Eli Porter has no hair on his balls
Because hair
Doesn't grow
On...
BALLS OF STEEL
STEEL
STEEL
STEEL
RICK JAMES

 

[lefty]

My penis is certainly longer than my two thumbs.

 

[xcellerate]

The word 'abstemious' contains all the vowels...in their correct order.

 

[Kamikazie]

What about 'y'?

Ohhh.

 

[MJ12]

the word xcellerate spells out "rape"

if you take off the "xcelle" and replace the "t" in "rate" with a "p".

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Kamikazie]

zombieturtle spells out "title"

Take off the "zombie" and replace the "ur" in "turtle" with an "i".

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[xcellerate]

the word xcellerate spells out "rape"

...the code has been cracked; I will now grant you three wishes, I suggest you use them wisely.

 

[Phobie]

OP's name reminds me of the word "jailbait" and I can't stop thinking about it. The similarity, not the JB.

Although...

 

[Kula Meenur]

There's something amazing. It made me lol until the sides of my mouth started bleeding.


No really. It did.

 

[Dekstar]

It might have been three thumbs, I can't really remember the fact.

 

[speedbump]

'wasitacaroracatisaw' works better as a palindrome, than 'abaracadabara'...

 

[VirusType2]

sex/masturbation helps fight sickness like the common cold

 

[Dodo]

The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

-dodo

 

[Dodo]

Oh and...
Rats and horses can’t vomit.
Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump.
Starfish have no brains.
11% of the world is left-handed.
A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
There are a million ants for every person on Earth.
If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The name Jeep comes from “GP”, the army abbreviation for General Purpose.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items.
Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older.
The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle)
In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
...just so you know.

-dodo

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

www.dosomethingamazing.com

 

[Hazard.Squared]

My penis is bigger than all seven of Tollboth Willie's thumbs.

 

[Omnomnick]

My penis is 5 FOOT 6 INCHES!!


First person to say it, gets a prize.

 

[Phobie]

Say what?

More like 5.6 inches amirite?

Also! I am proud that I knew that rats can't vomit. And horses. But rats I know because I have two little rat friends. Did you know they also can't burp? No beer for rats.

 

[Omnomnick]

No, thats the joke

Second Glenn gets here, he'll get it.

 

[JBails]

Wow...im shocked and amazed...but im not dead of boredom, thanks guys and gals...keep em coming...

JBails

 

[ChiliFan]

It's possible to have the word 'had' 11 times consecutively in one sentence and still be grammatically correct.

 

[lefty]

like had had had had had etc?

 

[ChiliFan]

Yeah, as long as it's punctuated properly.

 

[lefty]

Hm, an english mystery. I must crack it.

 

[Ridge]

Barack Obama wants to protect your gun rights!:O

Or so Ive been told:angel:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I took a shit when I got home after holding it for 4 hours during school today, turned out to be a little shit rock. Disappointing, considering I almost popped several blood vessels.

 

[Phobie]

I love reading about hl2.net's shitting habits.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Too bad women can't comprehend the marvelous wonders of shitting rocks. They can only poop onions and garlic sauce.

 

[Xendance]

I love reading about hl2.net's shitting habits.

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