the catholic church doesn't like porn...weirdos!

[jverne]

the catholic church is the shareholder of 30% of our new VDSL and net TV service provider T2.

amongst other channels there are 5 pornographic ones. as it seems (due to moral values and other crap) after our catholic council got hammered by reporters, they decided for two ways out. one is to stop showing pornographic material and the other is to sell its shares of the company.

i think that the contract states that there should be 5 pornographic channels available to whom desires. so breaching the contract would mean going to court...probably.

but recent news indicate that they will after all, rather cancel the programs than sell their shares.

(don't bother it is not in english) http://24ur.com/naslovnica/novice/gospodarstvo/20071227_3113612.php?Acl=p1

ok does anybody see a problem with that?
first...the church shouldn't be in the shareholding market
second...mind your own business you perverted closet gay pedofiles.
third...go **** yourselves, you idiots.

 

[[Matt]]

So they only decide to sell up after being found out?

 

[jverne]

So they only decide to sell up after being found out?

sort of, yea.

although the arch bishop said when interviewed recently "since we bought it i knew it will be a moral issue". and despite that you bought it. :angel:

i guess bling bling smells better than eternal life in paradise.

 

[kirovman]

What's the church doing buying TV channels anyway?

Did they put subliminal Jesus messages in the porn?

 

[Jintor]

I suppose they're trying to tie together orgasmic experiences and religious experiences.

 

[PvtRyan]

What's the church doing buying TV channels anyway?

Did they put subliminal Jesus messages in the porn?

They wanted people to come to Jesus.





Ha ha, see what I did there? Get it? GETIT?

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Ha ha, see what I did there? Get it? GETIT?

Hahahhahahaha...ha...h...a...

Huh.

 

[soulslicer]

Oh my god, what a joke. A church buying tv channels despite knowing there are pornographic shows and channels in it. Seriously, you can't stoop any lower...

Speaking of christian channels, this reminds me of GOD Channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2bJsvn8Tfs

 

[jverne]

just for the record. T2 is not (or at least it doesn't show) a god/religious organization or something like that. it is an "standard" ISP. it offers VDSL for very competitive prices and you can also order with it TV over internet and internet telephone.

the RCC (roman catholic church) just owns 30% of it making it one of the bigger shareholders of the company and thus getting a lot of money.

contrary to your evangelical/protestant denominations, the RCC is a lot more subliminal and insidious at what it does. during Christmas time the RCC was talking loud how christmas is a sacred event that should be celebrated humbly not by spending money on gifts and other material pleasures. yeah, what a bucket of shit.

 

[ShinRa]

so every member of the catholic church is a gay closeted pedophile? not only are u the most ignorant **** ive met on these "when i die nothing happens" forums, but apparently you also cherish pornography since going outside and ****ing girls urself is a bit farfetched

 

[PvtRyan]

so every member of the catholic church is a gay closeted pedophile? not only are u the most ignorant **** ive met on these "when i die nothing happens" forums, but apparently you also cherish pornography since going outside and ****ing girls urself is a bit farfetched

Hah, I love the irony in your post. First you attack him for the generalization of all members of the church being perverts, then you generalize all those who oppose this censorship as being sexually frustrated porn freaks. I guess besides being closet gay pedophiles, members of the catholic church are also hypocrites.

Also: it's "when I die I cease existing".

 

[mindless_moder]

Speaking of christian channels, this reminds me of GOD Channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2bJsvn8Tfs

i dont see the funneh ? , i kept looking out for someone to trip or something but nothing happened ... i dont geddit.

 

[jverne]

so every member of the catholic church is a gay closeted pedophile? not only are u the most ignorant **** ive met on these "when i die nothing happens" forums, but apparently you also cherish pornography since going outside and ****ing girls urself is a bit farfetched

first of all...you are an idiot, because you fail to see the (although harsh and vulgarized) joke.

second...you're an idiot

third...when did i say i cherish pornography? the church doesn't ban pornography because it offers as substitute for ****ing real girls, but because it is against their moral values. whatever those are.

when i die i'm planning that my burned remains decompose somewhere in the middle of deep space. you?


edit: oh...did i mention that you're an idiot?

 

[Beerdude26]

moral values

What are these "moral values" I keep hearing about? Is it shiny?

 

[jverne]

What are these "moral values" I keep hearing about? Is it shiny?

i heard they taste good, especially if they are marinated in some hypocrisy.

 

[JFry]

...and so it begins again...

 

[jverne]

...and so it begins again...

your avatar looks like a chef... i guess so :cheers: j/k

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

No moar pr0n/

 

[ShinRa]

no need to get excited. my statement was made for sheer entertainment. i knew id blow you guys up if i insulted you, and you did. i was mildly entertained.