Alright well this is ridiculous but i thought it was entertaining.
okay gordon and alyx are on some Caribbean island sharing some wine as the sun goes down and in the back round some vorts r roasting an advisor over a fire dancing around it. alyx and gordon walk back to their beach bungalow and alyx throws gordon on the bed and says "now about doing our part" and cuts the light. bam over.
...And then Alyx gets eaten by a Bullsquid? Or an Antlion? Or a crazed Vortigaunt? Or Zombie-Eli?
Seriously, if it ends with implied sex, I'll punch my TV. :upstare:
Alyx is mine, dammit!!! XD