The Fact Core

[altceva]

Valve at its best. Just listen to the Fact Core's complete dialogue...

I simply laugh my ass off.

 

[Avoidist]

Fact: the fact core is voiced by Nolan North, the voice of all defective cores and turrets, Nathan Drake, and Oprah Winfrey.

 

[Katamariguy]

Did you know that the plural of surgeon general really is surgeons general? Check the dictionary!

 

[Lanthanide]

Yes, and the plural of passer by is passers by. That's also why I want Hilary to be president - then we would have Presidents Clinton.

87% of all magic tricks are not really magic. Technically, they are sorcery.

 

[Katamariguy]

If you die in the next five minutes, you have a 100% chance of dying violently.