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I can't say I'm very excited about the Half-Life 2 expansion coming out soon. While Half-Life 2 is an amazingly well-developed game, I found it nearly unplayable due to the lack of fecal matter in Gordon Freeman's beard. I was able to forgive the lack of fecal matter in his beard in the original Half-Life, but it makes me very frusterated that Valve did not make any serious effort to implement realistic and detailed fecal matter models in Half-Life 2.
I would like to let you all know that I am organizing a boycott against Valve. My request is that Valve releases a patch that allows for fecal matter in Gordon Freeman's beard in both Half-Life 1 and 2, and promises to include it in the expansion, hopefully with updated fecal physics and graphics rendering. I have many other Half-Life fans interested in this, and I hope you will all join me.
I am aware of the problem that you play as a female, beardless character in the Half-Life 2 expansion. This strikes me as an obvious attempt by Valve to sidestep the strong backlash from many Half-Life fans about the company's constant aversion to fecal matter in their character's beards. We must let Valve know, through civil disobedience, that we, the players, are sick and tired of having to struggle through their titles without any fecal matter in beards.
I will be making a petition on this subject shortly, and I would be honored if the members of HalfLife2.net would sign it. We must make ourselves heard. Join our cause. Together we can make the Half-Life series as awesome as it deserves to be!
I would like to let you all know that I am organizing a boycott against Valve. My request is that Valve releases a patch that allows for fecal matter in Gordon Freeman's beard in both Half-Life 1 and 2, and promises to include it in the expansion, hopefully with updated fecal physics and graphics rendering. I have many other Half-Life fans interested in this, and I hope you will all join me.
I am aware of the problem that you play as a female, beardless character in the Half-Life 2 expansion. This strikes me as an obvious attempt by Valve to sidestep the strong backlash from many Half-Life fans about the company's constant aversion to fecal matter in their character's beards. We must let Valve know, through civil disobedience, that we, the players, are sick and tired of having to struggle through their titles without any fecal matter in beards.
I will be making a petition on this subject shortly, and I would be honored if the members of HalfLife2.net would sign it. We must make ourselves heard. Join our cause. Together we can make the Half-Life series as awesome as it deserves to be!