The importance of crowbars

[smurfy]

I worked out why there are so many crowbars in Half-Life! It's because the Combine homeworld is made entirely out of crowbars! It's so obvious! So when the Combine came to Earth they accidentally scattered crowbars all over the planet. The average human finds 2-3 crowbars a day since they came.

How did we not figure this out earlier?

 

[HyperViper]

wat

 

[smurfy]

God Knows

 

[Druckles]

Or they're useful for opening crates and hitting zombies with.

 

[smurfy]

Or they're useful for opening crates and hitting zombies with.

Come on that's ridiculous look at all the evidence I've got for my theory.

 

[Munro]

Utterly pointless. Thank you.