The truth behind The Gman

[Berkman]

I sorry to bring you yet another Gman thread, but I want to know the truth,

WHO IS HE??

I command you to tell me, NOW *Takes up hand* *ready to slap* "Don't make me...

or he'll do it...

I don't mind you guys but sometimes I just need to slap somebody and if you don't tell me who he is, I'm afraid it has to be you, and/or if necessary I have to Google your username, find your address, take a cab, and kill you...

Anyway I believe that the Gman is Johnson, because the Gman is kind of pail and white. Johnson's kidneys failed, right, what happens when your kidneys fail? You become white!

You see now. It all makes sense, man without kidneys = dead + one new kidney = Gman (TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)



I know that when I wake up tomorrow to see if anybody has answered to my thread, I'll realize that this thread is a big FAIL So I decided to edit an apology now: I'm sorry for making you guys angry/mad/sad/happy/gay and I'll pay for any necessary pain I've caused.




PS:

 

[Berkman]

Come on

 

[Acepilotf14]

Queef.

 

[Tigsalot]

That was so bad that I think it gave me cancer!

 

[AciD]

 

[Van Kayne]

No, really. What exactly are you asking?

BTW, Bismuth really does rock. I've done geology, I should know.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I love the smell of infractions in the morning. Smells like victory!