This bear was no cop, he was a stoner

This county is so tough on drugs, even the wildlife is getting in on the action!
 
Bearman.
Damn masked vigilantes, taking Batman as their idol
 
So... I say we make this another pot legality thread, who's with me?
 
I'm with you Monkey, but the arguments have to involve bears.
 
I think the bears opinions of pot legalization are quite clear.
 
That's ****ing bullshit. Bears would be marijuana advocates. It's nature man, and nature works for itself!
 
Yeah, but the bears are trying to save the marijuana because it's being destroyed like the rain forest and it is just trying to protect it from people killing it and smoking it that is all
 
Animals on drugs are awesome.

This thread is now about intoxicated animals.

Drunk squirrel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q

I also heard that drunk moose can be quite a problem, being even more annoying and destructive than a drunk person.
 
so instead of using dogs the police will use bears to find drug into people

police: ok this is bobby our drug searcher bear,he will inspect you now so you have to cooperate
*bear jumps over suspect and star tearing it apart whit its claws and jaws*
suspect: AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGg!!AAAAAAAHH!
police: I say you have to cooperate or we will taze you
 
Awwwwwwwww, drunk squirrel is so cute.
 
when the squirrel fell on it's back, and just laid there, too drunk to move. Lols
 
I heard about this. I also heard about this one time that some bears ate some fermented peaches or apples or something and got drunk.
 
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