Time Travelling Assasins assassinated Hitler over and over again

Oh dear god, that was FREAKING hilarious. I don't know if this story is all just fab'd, or if it's some forum roleplaying thing, but my god was it good.
 
Vienna, 1907: after numerous attempts, have infiltrated the Academy of Fine Arts and facilitated Adolf Hitler's admission to that institution. Goodbye, Hitler the dictator; hello, Hitler the modestly successful landscape artist! Brought back a few of his paintings as well, any buyers?
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SilverFox316, you seem to know a lot about the rules; what are your thoughts on traveling to, say, Braunau, Austria, in 1875 and killing Alois Hitler before he has a chance to father Adolf? Mind you, I'm asking out of curiosity alone, since I already went and did it.
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At 18:56:09, AsianAvenger wrote:
What gives is everyone's repeated insistence on a course of action which, even if successful, would only save a few million Europeans. It would be no more trouble to travel to Fuyuanshui, China, in 1814 and kill Hong Xiuquan, thus preventing the Taiping Rebellion of the mid–nineteenth century and saving fifty million lives in the process. But, hey, what are fifty million yellow devils more or less, right, guys? We've got Poles and Frenchmen to worry about.

At 19:01:38, LadyJustice wrote:
Well, what's stopping you from killing him, AsianAvenger?

At 19:11:43, AsianAvenger wrote:
Only to have SilverFox316 undo my work? What's the point?

At 19:59:23, SilverFox316 wrote:
Actually, it seems like a pretty good idea to me, AsianAvenger. No complications that I can see.

At 20:07:25, Big Chill wrote:
Go for it, man.

At 20:11:31, AsianAvenger wrote:
Very well. I shall return in mere moments, the savior of millions!

At 20:14:17, LadyJustice wrote:
Just checked the timeline; congrats on your success, AsianAvenger!

12/02/2104
At 10:52:53, LadyJustice wrote:
AsianAvenger?

At 11:41:40, SilverFox316 wrote:
AsianAvenger, we need your report, buddy.

At 17:15:32, SilverFox316 wrote:
Okay, apparently AsianAvenger was descended from Hong Xiuquan. Any volunteers to go back and stop him from negating his own existence?
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This is great.
 
Okay, apparently AsianAvenger was descended from Hong Xiuquan. Any volunteers to go back and stop him from negating his own existence?
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Brilliant!
 
This is fricking win. I'd like to do one here, but it would most likely collapse upon itself and every one would break character.
 
it was written by a single person ..look at the credits at the end
 
Briliant, and as for us trying something along those lines... Go for it! I already have a few ideas.
 
IIIiiiiinnnnntttteeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeesssssssttttiiinnnnggggggggggg!

This is quite funny.
 
Gold. Epic gold.

I hope this guy has written more.
 
That's pretty class material, Stern.
/me posts on the work bulletin board
 
That's great! Too bad forum naziism is still around in the 22nd century. :)


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Hah. Hasn't HL2.net already done something like that, though, with the Half-Life Newsposts?
 
I time travel all the time. Unfortunately I'm pretty much stuck travelling at a constant rate forward in time.
 
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