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Could any1 Translate this werid russian email i got... "Так.. Г. Ребэль Мы встречается наконец.. Я вижу, что Вы наслаждались Половиной клапана жизни.. Я хочу сообщить это в назначенное время.. Вы будете знать все о жизни почетного гражданина Гордона и что мои владельцы(мастера) и Человек(Мужчина) г брата рассматривают(считают) с Адрианом Шепэрдом.. Вы даже узнаете о нашем Астрономическом Трибунале, который мы пропускаем силы объединения(комбайна).. Дайте этому время г. Уокехам.. Я буду видеть Вас вперед"..

So wtf..
 
It means: 'I like the "change-Munro's-Avatar-contest", kisses from Russia!'
 
Surprisingly, it's actually about Half-Life.

Something like "I see you enjoyed Valve's Half-Life. I want to ask you, do you know all about the life of the honorable citizen Gordon and [something]? The Master? G-Man? With Adrian Shepard? You even know about the Astronomical Tribunal. The Combine? I shall see you soon."

-Angry Lawyer
 
It's from someone who has a lot of questions but didn't bother typing them in between the question marks.
 
It's russian Someone...do they even have question marks? lol,.
 
Heres a translation I got off of systran.
"so. G. rebel' my encounters finally. 4 to vizhu, that you
naslazhdalis' with half of the valve of life. I want it reported this
in the time assigned. You budete it knew everything about the life of
the honorable citizen of Gordon and that my of
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fraternized rassmatrivayu&#y090schitayu&#y090 Adrianom Of sheperdom..
You even uznayete about our astronomical tribunal, which we
propuskayem of the force of ob"edineni&#yy0ekombayn&#y0"2.. Give to
this the time g. of uokekham.. I will be it saw you forward "..
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Better Translation:
" So.. Ребэль We meets at last.. I see, that you enjoyed Half of valve of a life.. I wish to inform it in due time.. You will know all about a life of honourable citizen Gordona and that mine владельцымастера and ЧеловекМужчина г the brother рассматриваютсчитают with Адрианом Шепэрдом.. You even learn about our Astronomical Tribunal which we pass forces объединениякомбайна.. Give it time Уокехам.. I shall see you forward "..
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My take on this is:
So.. Rebel we meet at last.. I see, that you enjoyed Valve's Half-Life.. I wish to inform it in due time.. You will know all about the life of honorable citizen Gordon and that my master and I(?) [are] the brother(s) (? maybe not a word at all) with Adrian Shepard. You even learn about our Astrononmical Tribunal which we pass forces ?.. Give it time ?. I shall see you forward.
 
I think is says "Так.. Г. Ребэль Мы встречается наконец.. Я вижу, что Вы наслаждались Половиной клапана жизни.. Я хочу сообщить это в назначенное время.. Вы будете знать все о жизни почетного гражданина Гордона и что мои владельц&#1099мастер&#1072 и Челове&#1082Мужчин&#1072 г брата рассматриваю&#1090считаю&#1090 с Адрианом Шепэрдом.. Вы даже узнаете о нашем Астрономическом Трибунале, который мы пропускаем силы объединени&#1103комбайн&#1072.. Дайте этому время г. Уокехам.. Я буду видеть Вас вперед"

Just a guess...
 
It clearly says : This is Michael Jackson, I am writing in Russian so the FBI cannot trace this back to me. Please meet me in the park if you would like some candy and wine. I will then take you to my bed and cuddle you all night. Sexily yours - MJ
 
xLostx said:
It clearly says : This is Michael Jackson, I am writing in Russian so the FBI cannot trace this back to me. Please meet me in the park if you would like some candy and wine. I will then take you to my bed and cuddle you all night. Sexily yours - MJ
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Did he say anything about taking a younger boy with him? :upstare:
 
xLostx said:
It clearly says : This is Michael Jackson, I am writing in Russian so the FBI cannot trace this back to me. Please meet me in the park if you would like some candy and wine. I will then take you to my bed and cuddle you all night. Sexily yours - MJ
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I can't believe he's cheating on me.../suicide
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Surprisingly, it's actually about Half-Life.

Something like "I see you enjoyed Valve's Half-Life. I want to ask you, do you know all about the life of the honorable citizen Gordon and [something]? The Master? G-Man? With Adrian Shepard? You even know about the Astronomical Tribunal. The Combine? I shall see you soon."

-Angry Lawyer
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Thanks for that... But now im really scared.. Adrian Shepard raised my hopes for an expansion.. and "Astronomical tribunal" is either something to do with the combine or the G-man..
 
Uh oh, you better lock/block your doors, put something over your windows, and hide!

BTW, it'd be better if you had some weapon to protect yourself, he may have some kind've teleporting powers. If you see him, tell him I said hi.
 
I'd say..learn english before you email me you bastard! Then shoot him in the toe.

Or find someone else who could translate between you two, and find out wtf?
 
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