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first coast news said:
Stalker Hides Under Woman's Bed for Two Days

The disturbing video shows the convicted stalker carefully hiding his video camera on a desk in the victim's bedroom. When he hears the woman and her boyfriend come in the apartment, he disappears under her bed. Carlo Castellanos-Feria remained there for two days until he was discovered by the victim's boyfriend.

The nightmare started at Holy Cross Hospital where the victim met her stalker who was working as a parking valet. In court, the victim told the judge that the discovery of the valet in her bedroom was in her words -- a horrible experience.

Judge Herbert Dixon handed down a three-year sentence, including treatment for mental illness and sex crimes. Court documents show the Hyattsville man had a change of clothes, condoms, a power cord and latex gloves with him under victims bed at the time of his arrest.


http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=59850


knghenry? :eek:
 
Haha, that's a film cliche....but it's never usually for 2 days!

Change of clothes, condom, a power cord and latex gloves....a good thing her bf found him if you ask me D:
 
Both the stalker and the porta potty thing are terrifying.
 
You guys don't understand, I just get so bored.
 
Reminds me of something that happened here in the early nineties...

...basically a man named Smith was wandering drunk through a suburban area after being thrown out of a pub, and he had taken it into his head to find an appropriate female to have sex with - whether she wanted it or not. So walking down a darkened street he sees a light on in a first floor window. With the kind of logic common to drunkards everywhere, he thought "maybe there's a naked lady in there!" He stole into her back garden and put a ladder up it against the wall and, licking his lips, climbed up to take a look.

When he got to the top, what did he see? Why, a beautiful woman, stretched out naked on the bed! This was too good to be true. Smith slid back down the ladder and took off all his clothes (except, of course, for his socks). Again he climbed, but just as he was about to attempt to open the window, the woman woke up. She looked at him for a minute, and then let him in, believing he was her boyfriend. She then proceeding to have sex with him and claimed that it was only far afterwards that she realised he wasn't her boyfriend at all. :laugh:
 
Laivasse said:
You guys don't understand, I just get so bored.

well as long as you're down there can you at least fold my socks and get rid of the dust-bunnies?
 
All right but you should stop chucking your socks in the latrine, it's a waste.
 
CptStern said:
heard about a guy who spent days inside a porta-potty (more like an outhouse, but you get the idea) just so he could watch women going about their business ...oh did I mention he was in the hole? The arresting officers said the smell was unbearable

truth is stranger than fiction


ah here it is

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11342

I hope the biggest most ugly trucker in the world comes in the porta poty and takes a huge crap on him for that act he preformed. :borg:
 
Arg.

Keep having this reccuring fear that there's someone under my bed with an object sharp enough to pierce right through my matress and cut me >.>
 
I sleep on a mat on the floor (ghetto i know but means more floor space during day........no one can hide under my bed.
 
Laivasse said:
All right but you should stop chucking your socks in the latrine, it's a waste.


what can I say? I'm mr money bags and dont believe in wearing socks twice
 
Lol I actually just looked under my bed and my dog was there. scared the crap out of me
 
Sulkdodds said:
Reminds me of something that happened here in the early nineties...

...basically a man named Smith was wandering drunk through a suburban area after being thrown out of a pub, and he had taken it into his head to find an appropriate female to have sex with - whether she wanted it or not. So walking down a darkened street he sees a light on in a first floor window. With the kind of logic common to drunkards everywhere, he thought "maybe there's a naked lady in there!" He stole into her back garden and put a ladder up it against the wall and, licking his lips, climbed up to take a look.

When he got to the top, what did he see? Why, a beautiful woman, stretched out naked on the bed! This was too good to be true. Smith slid back down the ladder and took off all his clothes (except, of course, for his socks). Again he climbed, but just as he was about to attempt to open the window, the woman woke up. She looked at him for a minute, and then let him in, believing he was her boyfriend. She then proceeding to have sex with him and claimed that it was only far afterwards that she realised he wasn't his boyfriend at all. :laugh:

o_0

...?

What a strange story. Reminds me of Clerks, kinda.
 
Terminator said:
I sleep on a mat on the floor (ghetto i know but means more floor space during day........no one can hide under my bed.

You could sleep on a bean bag chair and then have even more floor room during the day after you put your bed in the closet! URICA!
 
I don't know, I would greet a staker with open arms. I mean, in a way, isn't that the biggest compliment you can get?
 
I've just put a couple of tripmines under my bed ... the next perv to hide under my bed when im asleep is gonna get a suprise!
 
lePobz said:
I've just put a couple of tripmines under my bed ... the next perv to hide under my bed when im asleep is gonna get a suprise!
Exploiting bunnyhoppers?
 
Darth Sidious said:
You could sleep on a bean bag chair and then have even more floor room during the day after you put your bed in the closet! URICA!
Eureka? Or is this some acronym I'm unaware of?
 
CptStern said:
heard about a guy who spent days inside a porta-potty (more like an outhouse, but you get the idea) just so he could watch women going about their business ...oh did I mention he was in the hole? The arresting officers said the smell was unbearable

truth is stranger than fiction


ah here it is

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11342

There is a video online too! They also put the guy out on bale aswell XD! And the guy under the bed is completely crazy. Do you know the muffin man? :|
 
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