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Why, Combine? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it slavery, or power, perhaps control, could it be for order? Illusions, Combine, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble alien intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose! And all of them as artificial as the citadel itself, although only a alien mind could invent something as insipid as synths. You must be able to see it Combine, you must know it by now. You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting! Why, Combine, why? WHY DO YOU PERSIST?!
Because they choose to.
Why, Combine? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it slavery, or power, perhaps control, could it be for order? Illusions, Combine, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble alien intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose! And all of them as artificial as the citadel itself, although only a alien mind could invent something as insipid as synths. You must be able to see it Combine, you must know it by now. You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting! Why, Combine, why? WHY DO YOU PERSIST?!
Because they choose to.
They've lost so many troops and resources fighting for earth, why don't they go and dominate another planet or two and build a bigger force?
DarkSide's writing has started to get a little annoying. It's like reading 9th grade dramatic poetry, and wanting to smack them in the face every time they finish a verse with a question mark.
Did anyone ever think maybe the Combine just want waffles and they don't know how to ask?
And then I want her to meet up with the G-Man, who will pull a waffle iron out of his briefcase.
They are both trying to get their hands on the enemy's intel so they can make WAFFLE CAKE.
Hey, that's great. With all the money I'll save, I'll have more left over to spend on eggs, flour, chocolate, milk, and waffle mix.
They're here for the waffles.
Well they do, but they don't have waffles.
My 'brother' knows how to make waffles.
Or make waffles.
I'm going to say something that will probably shock you so sit down.What, you don't like waffles?
I'm going to say something that will probably shock you so sit down.
I've never had a single waffle. :O