Writing A Review For Half-Life 2...

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What is you were a writer for a big game magazine...and were forced to write the introduction for the review...what would you write?
 
well i'm trying to be creative...come on someone write an intro...
 
i'd wait until i'd played the game b4 i tried to review it.
 
Well, IS I were a big city slick magazine reporter type man, I'd copy and paste a preview I did earlier, replace certain things, and get back to playing
 
ONE MAN... ONE PLANET... ONE FORCE...

SOMEMOVIESTAR IS...

GORDON FREEMAN...

That's right! Gordon Freeman is back! In color! He has like all this awesome stuff, like the manipulator! And the combine are like, oh man! I am gonna get you! Gordon Freeman! Bam bam!
So Gordon calls his resistance friends and they are like, lead on freeman! Zoom! BOOM!!

Then this strider guy comes up right? And he's like, VRROOOOOM!!! with his awesome V8 engine right? so he is liek, i can take all ur rockets!!! SHOOO BOOM! SHOOO BOOM!!

then like this hot chick, alex, she is like OH GORDON! /

and ur liek, sorry, i gotta SAVE THE WORLD!!1 AGAIN!!!



...
 
me said:
Half-Life 2. Say it. Rolls off your tounge graciously, doesn't it? Almost poetic.

The game the world has been waiting for over a year is finally here.
Everywhere people are anxious but at the same time worried; Is it really that good? Is it still revolutionary? Was it worth the wait?

Well folks, we got the answer to all those questions and more in possibly the biggest thing ever for our magazine;
A full 6 page review of Half-Life 2. Serve chilled. Enjoy.​
Click to expand...

Perhaps too many periods and shit but meh.
 
"This has got to be the best game evar." :p
 
alright here's mine

Half-Life 2. People have been craving it for years, and it's been delayed and pushed back, but it's worth every single second of the wait.

P.S. I KNOW I MISPELLED "IF" FOR "IS"...GET OVER IT! :p
 
You call that an introduction to a review article... shame on you.
 
I would talk about the past... like HL1, what happened next, then the (sad) story of HL2. :) That would put a smile on people.... or not. :D
 
My intro is awesome i dont' know what you're talking about
 
I was suddenly in this city my palms are sweating and i start to get this nervous feeling as if im 8 years old at a school play,i cant believe what im seeing all around me,huge buildings amazing lifelike citizens that almost have a suicidal feel to them and there oppressor who are nailing them down to a cardboard society with no freedom,no rules,no thought..


There i am crowbar in hand,i am gordan freeman,a man who once could all on his own,fight destroy and seek revenge upon any foe i saw fit,but the question is can i do it again? and this time who is it for.....


Yes the wait is over,Now it is time for you to step back into gordans shoes once more,so on that note...



wake up mr freeman......wake up and smell the ashes...

thats about what i would write for a intro lol
 
ah it must suck due to lack of feedback *gives up being a writer*
 
THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS!

You'll be wacking away at boxes with your crowbar and getting out of sticky situations before you know it... and that's just getting your CE DVD case open!

The game every PC FPS fan has been waiting for is finally here, and just like it's predecessor it's going to raise the (crow)bar once again and redefine a genre.
 
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