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Right now I am eating spiders and spider webs because the promotional macaroni and cheese boxes for spiderman 2 were cheaper. But wtf...I am eating a spider...why would you shape a macaroni noodle? I could only tell what it was when I was making it...wtf?
 
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Stop eating noodles, eat pizza. At least you're sure it'll always be round.
 
From one of those little Kraft macaroni boxes?!

I LOVE those! Sooooo good... :D
 
Yah, I also got a spiderman cut out that hangs off a ledge. It is so cool, he is chillin' on my window right now.
 
Foxtrot said:
Right now I am eating spiders and spider webs because the promotional macaroni and cheese boxes for spiderman 2 were cheaper. But wtf...I am eating a spider...why would you shape a macaroni noodle? I could only tell what it was when I was making it...wtf?
Idiotic children will waste more money because they have spiders in which there is the Spiderman 2 movie.
Pay more money for the same old macaroni that just have spiders.
It's not promotion...it's bullshit.
 
True there, Tredoslop..

Spidey rocks though, best superhero IMHO :)
 
CB | Para said:
Stop eating noodles, eat pizza. At least you're sure it'll always be round.
Unless it's square. Or rectangular.
 
I just saw Spiderman yesterday, and if a radioactive spider bit me I think I would freak out. I would run home and go to my room and wait for it to get all big...then I will pass out and have super powers. Or if that doesn't work I will just eat the spider. DAMNIT I WANT SUPER-SPIDER POWERS. That would be so cool, because I would be buff and all the girls(and probably some guys) would think I am hot. I could also climb stuff. And I could shoot white sticky stuff everywhere....
 
Foxtrot said:
I just saw Spiderman yesterday, and if a radioactive spider bit me I think I would freak out. I would run home and go to my room and wait for it to get all big...then I will pass out and have super powers. Or if that doesn't work I will just eat the spider. DAMNIT I WANT SUPER-SPIDER POWERS. That would be so cool, because I would be buff and all the girls(and probably some guys) would think I am hot. I could also climb stuff. And I could shoot white sticky stuff everywhere....

His web shooting abilities aren't actually built into his hands/wrists, they only made it that way for the movie
 
Shuzer said:
His web shooting abilities aren't actually built into his hands/wrists, they only made it that way for the movie
That is what I thought, in the cartoon I remember he made some sort of thing and that is why he did that thing with his hand.
 
No, the best macaroni you can get is the little cheese shells.....it tastes so much better than just gay little macaroni....you know what...macaroni like gay tubed noodles blow!
 
Tredoslop said:
Idiotic children will waste more money because they have spiders in which there is the Spiderman 2 movie.
Pay more money for the same old macaroni that just have spiders.
It's not promotion...it's bullshit.

LOL ive seen kids all excited over shrek POPCORN they were like "WOAH CHECK IT OUT! THE POPCORN IS GREEN!!! WOW! lol


tokin said:
No, the best macaroni you can get is the little cheese shells.....it tastes so much better than just gay little macaroni....you know what...macaroni like gay tubed noodles blow

yea... cheese shells OWN
 
heh....I had spongebob square pants mac n cheese today.....in my opinion....shapes are much better flavored
 
Foxtrot said:
I just saw Spiderman yesterday, and if a radioactive spider bit me I think I would freak out. I would run home and go to my room and wait for it to get all big...then I will pass out and have super powers. Or if that doesn't work I will just eat the spider. DAMNIT I WANT SUPER-SPIDER POWERS. That would be so cool, because I would be buff and all the girls(and probably some guys) would think I am hot. I could also climb stuff. And I could shoot white sticky stuff everywhere....

tis so true.

sigh, siz a geeks dream ;(

the best thing is peter parker is a complete nerd... therefore IT COULD HAPPERN TO YOU!!!
 
I got an idea, let's get the wife of the director and bash her head in with a rock at around 5 each day
 
I'm suppised it was cheeper, because companys usually use it as an excuse to charge more, its like here, pay us more money because you are advritizing(sp) for us...
 
Foxtrot said:
I could also climb stuff. And I could shoot white sticky stuff everywhere....

You know it's kinda funny... Guys can already do both those things naturally.

+10 points for the dirty bastards who got the joke :)
 
Time2Choose said:
heh....I had spongebob square pants mac n cheese today.....in my opinion....shapes are much better flavored

Its not teh flavour you like better(its the same) its the texture.
 
LOL I <3 this thread.. its priceless. idk but spooderman is tasters!
 
This thread is just a bunch of guys helping each other with hand and wrist action, hohoho hehehehe hahaha.

Really tho, this thread has no point.
 
Dalamari said:
This thread is just a bunch of guys helping each other with hand and wrist action, hohoho hehehehe hahaha.

Really tho, this thread has no point.
OMG, Dalamari's signature is too long! :O

It does now! :P

* Letters throws a spiderweb a Dalamari then goes to pick up and eats it because it tastes so good.
 
Some women at work wanted the Shrek promotional skittles, they are the exact same thing except there is a picture of Shrek on the front. I explained it to her several times and then told her we are all out and then she asked for the one in the display window...the one that sits in 100 degrees all day and then cools down and then heats up...every single day for about 6 weeks now. I told her I couldn't give her the display ones and then she just walked away. What a bitch, but I am told it happens a lot...wtf???!?!?!?!?
 
Daiceman9 said:
I'm suppised it was cheeper, because companys usually use it as an excuse to charge more, its like here, pay us more money because you are advritizing(sp) for us...

If Kraft is advertising for them they would be the ones getting paid..
 
Rico said:
You know it's kinda funny... Guys can already do both those things naturally.

+10 points for the dirty bastards who got the joke :)

Hehe nice!
 
Eeewwwwww. Dude, take a cold shower then find a nice place to sit. Alone. Preferably a corner. Bad!

If i see a hand down anyone's pants im outta here...
 
I wanna work on a tram at Universal Studios or something and when it gets to one of the cheesy thrills (creaky bridge, fire shoots up, stuff that is supposed to be scary) instead of following the script and saying "Driver, get us the HECK outa here! : D" Ill be like "OH MY GOD, PEOPLE RUN AWAY, THIS IS NOT APART OF THE TRAM RIDE, SAVE YOURSELF" then take out a gun and rig up a fake passenger on there that has some blood packs on him, ill shoot that guy to add to the excitement.
 
Dalamari said:
I wanna work on a tram at Universal Studios or something and when it gets to one of the cheesy thrills (creaky bridge, fire shoots up, stuff that is supposed to be scary) instead of following the script and saying "Driver, get us the HECK outa here! : D" Ill be like "OH MY GOD, PEOPLE RUN AWAY, THIS IS NOT APART OF THE TRAM RIDE, SAVE YOURSELF" then take out a gun and rig up a fake passenger on there that has some blood packs on him, ill shoot that guy to add to the excitement.

lol that made me laff, thanks for the sig!
 
w00t, im someone's sig

Oh, and can we make this the official spam thread?
 
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